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𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝙳𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚗
@legrandmr.bsky.social
Guardian of Zone 1, and the Queen’s official inspector
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Parody account owned by @theloaf1743.bsky.social

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#OFFgame #OFFTheRPG #OFFRP #mortisghost #parodysky #RP #RPSky #SFWRP #MVRP
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Someone is getting visited by three ghosts tonight.
My boot, my other boot, and a spectre.
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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[ The lynel grillmaster... ]
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
[He’s busy working through files regarding the Post Office]

[…It must be why he hasn’t appeared much as of recently]
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Loaf
SeriouslyWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY BUS SPECIFICALLY

IT’S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A MONTH
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Loaf

Searched the recipe

- « Potent mixture of absinthe and champagne »
- From a book in the 1930s, so you know it’s gonna be funny
- « Jump-start your day by having one at brunch, or kill an entire afternoon while reading a book by the cocktail’s creator. »
- Recommended dose: 3 to 5
September 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
It’s never pathetic if you have THE fool-proof plan incase they’re too much.
this is pathetic of me .
BEGGING to be beat up.
September 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Loaf

I have been busy with school srry guys
September 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Loaf
I’m very hesitant of making my caveman with a shotgun into a muse
September 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Loaf

Don’t mind me.
Just gonna go commit various crimes on this transportation system
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Loaf

Yeah this Silksong is rad
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then. Goodbye.
September 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Loaf

Im bed
September 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
[He walks around, hands in his back]

Eversince… THAT event, vile spectral creatures have been appearing from who-knows-where.

These 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 materialize, and cause chaos wherever they go. Many Elsen have died to them, or joined their ranks.

Isn’t that right?
[ Her back was turned as her tendrils shifted back into hands from a previous encounter. The glow of her Add-Ons faded, and a soft sigh left her lips as she composed herself. ]

"A sudden visit, Dedan."

[ She turns to face him. ]

"...Very well. You may address it."
[ @vader-eloha.bsky.social ]

[He materialises in the Chamber. He areanges his collar, walks through the door]

[He tiptoes the large flight of stairs, as his feet can’t possibly fit on the steps]

[At the top:]

Pardon me for this sudden visit, but there is a mayter I would like to adress with you.
September 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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* THESE SNAILS ARE JUST LIKE MY BROTHER.
ROUND, SLOW... AND CONSTANTLY EMITTING SLIME??? EMITTING SLIME... THAT'S JUST WHAT BROTHERS DO.

🍝 — 【 #mvrp #bskyrp #deltarunerp #undertalerp

🦴 — 【 NSFW DNI 】
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[ @vader-eloha.bsky.social ]

[He materialises in the Chamber. He areanges his collar, walks through the door]

[He tiptoes the large flight of stairs, as his feet can’t possibly fit on the steps]

[At the top:]

Pardon me for this sudden visit, but there is a mayter I would like to adress with you.
September 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
[From habit, his blood starts boiling]

[His rage gets cut off by the joy of bothering Follet again. He laughs loudly]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!.

[He smothers the cigar on the aged skin of his forehead, then proceeds to swallow it whole]

Ha..
Anyways, I have other things to do.

[He teleports away]
💢

[ Yeah she ain't having this. Her form flickers, slipping into incorporeality. This would make him phase RIGHT through her and fall. ]
[Suddenly, she feels something pushing down on her head]

[…It’s Dedan, leaning on his elbow. He is smoking a large cigar, like an full-time retail employee on a smoke break]
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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pinned by val. pursuer from die of death, muse is 18++ and uses it/he/they. potential ships with chem. basic dni.
a cartoon character with a skeleton face is laying on the ground with trees in the background
Alt: pursuer breakdancing
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July 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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"RUN. RUN. RUN. LUCAS! RUN TILL THE FUN ENDS!"

MX HAS LEAPT FROM THE VOID.
a video game screen shows a cartoon character with a smiley face on his face
ALT: a video game screen shows a cartoon character with a smiley face on his face
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September 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Alllright, 🔪
I am bringing out my M1 Garand rifle. I’ll be back.
September 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
[Suddenly, she feels something pushing down on her head]

[…It’s Dedan, leaning on his elbow. He is smoking a large cigar, like an full-time retail employee on a smoke break]
"...."

[ She's fidgeting anxiously with her tunic sleeves. Her cheeks are a soft Grey. Yet... She looks happy. ]
September 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Was my remark perhaps unnecessary, negative, and based off of a lack of proper knowledge on the subject? It WAS.

Does my temper make me a fool of myself? It DOES.

But I NEVER hate on races!
If I am to hate on a specific demographic, it’ll be the majority of the SPECIES!
"...Wheat is chewed into a type of gum by farmers and lemongrass is used in a lot of Asian and Indian dishes. You wanna go call all 5 billion Asians and Indians, and every farmer on the planet, horses?"
September 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We arenlt horses.
"If people want to eat plants, chew on something normal like wheat or lemongrass..."
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM