It reminds me of a Mitch Hepburn joke where he bought a 20 dollar pen because he was always losing pens but was tired of not caring.

Its fun to treat an indestructible piece of metal like a newborn child.

I still think about that golden arm at least once a week.

Spam sites posing as funeral homes I hate it here.

I just read The Only Good Indians and if you haven't read it you definitely should!

This is also part of my mission for Bluesky to be like old Twitter where we just post pictures of food and beer we like.