David LeGault
legaultd.bsky.social
David LeGault
@legaultd.bsky.social
Gutter Magician. Writer of essays and board games. Currently in Cincinnati, Ohio.

www.onemillionmaniacs.com
Have more or less avoided social media for 6 months but slowly dipping my foot back in the pool to let you know that I've regrettably become an annoying cast iron cooking guy.
July 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by David LeGault
"Billy Ocean won’t talk to me. I don’t know if it’s entirely his fault; my attempts at contact have been through a descending ladder of legitimacy"

3/19 brings back @legaultd.bsky.social on Billy Ocean's truly spectacular "Loverboy" (CHECK THE VIDEO): marchxness.com/thegames#/2x...
March 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My algorithm is undefeated:

youtu.be/G1G7KQZpP3c?...
Jim Varney Performing Shakespeare's Hamlet on NBC Nightly News March 22, 1985
YouTube video by patookey
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December 3, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by David LeGault
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Doing research for a dumb thing I'm writing and this rabbit hole i fell into is an all-timer.
June 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
New career goal to become a roller rink DJ
April 6, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Proud of this one! Check out one of my weird game essays
March 20, 2024 at 12:23 AM
You can't even wish someone a Merry Toyotathon anymore. You have to say Happy Honda Days.
December 21, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Just went to an elementary school jump rope show that kicked more ass than anything I've been to in like 5 years. Perfect mix of really impressive shit and absolute chaos. This rules.
November 30, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Just found out a 20 yr old former student was killed in a hit and run, then quickly found out that searching for information about tragedy brings up an entirely new disgusting part of the internet i never knew existed.
November 19, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Johnny Cash really likes that water joke.
September 23, 2023 at 9:36 PM
I've started swimming laps after work which has been really good for me physically and mentally but like every 3rd day I feel like I've been hit by a bus.
September 7, 2023 at 10:14 PM
School is wild. I spent 6 hours today feeling dumber than I've ever felt, but then I went to a poetry workshop that made me feel even dumber, but better nonetheless.
August 29, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Back working on a college campus for the first time in a decade, which is both weird and wonderful. Hoping the poster sale tomorrow is still as ballin' as it ever was.

Going to put a huge ass scarface poster up in my cubicle if at all possible.
August 21, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Not normally a huge beer snob, but this one is my absolute favorite and I haven't even seen it in 6 or 7 years. Stumbled across it in a world food market and it's better than I remember. Losing my mind over here.
July 31, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Panic! At the Costco
July 26, 2023 at 11:31 PM