MK
@legaleagle625.bsky.social
Criminal Defence Lawyer⚖️ amateur cook🧑🏻🍳 cat mom🐱 former American expat 🇺🇸🇦🇺 Swiftie 🪩 Baylor Bear 🐻 Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Professional pain in the ass
I’m behind! Two more shots have been consumed! #baylorfootball #soberforthewrongreason
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m behind! Two more shots have been consumed! #baylorfootball #soberforthewrongreason
In honor of Baylor’s first touchdown coming late in the second quarter… a pickle back felt appropriate #BaylorFootball #soberforthewrongreasons
September 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
In honor of Baylor’s first touchdown coming late in the second quarter… a pickle back felt appropriate #BaylorFootball #soberforthewrongreasons
8:42 left in the half and still haven’t done a shot… wtf?! #baylorfootball #soberforthewrongreasons
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September 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
8:42 left in the half and still haven’t done a shot… wtf?! #baylorfootball #soberforthewrongreasons
For anyone playing along with #BaylorFootball, I am doing a shot for every Baylor touchdown. Let’s see whether I get obliterated or not!
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September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For anyone playing along with #BaylorFootball, I am doing a shot for every Baylor touchdown. Let’s see whether I get obliterated or not!
Alright #BaylorFootball I’m back in the northern hemisphere and have access to a sports bar. I’m fucking ready! #sicem
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September 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Alright #BaylorFootball I’m back in the northern hemisphere and have access to a sports bar. I’m fucking ready! #sicem
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I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
April 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
With all the big law firms selling their souls to whatever is worse than the devil (let’s be honest, Luci knows how to get down), it’s encouraging to hear that some DoJ lawyers are fighting back by basically telling their bosses to fuck off and filing accurate filings. Keep at it, friends!
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April 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
With all the big law firms selling their souls to whatever is worse than the devil (let’s be honest, Luci knows how to get down), it’s encouraging to hear that some DoJ lawyers are fighting back by basically telling their bosses to fuck off and filing accurate filings. Keep at it, friends!
I’m buying this guy another drink. He’s earned it.
I really feel for him. He started in the grad program in 2015 (the good old days).
I really feel for him. He started in the grad program in 2015 (the good old days).
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April 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m buying this guy another drink. He’s earned it.
I really feel for him. He started in the grad program in 2015 (the good old days).
I really feel for him. He started in the grad program in 2015 (the good old days).
Some more takeaways:
-there are pockets of resistance from within the DoJ that are actively trying to keep their jobs and make sure this administration’s goals are hampered
-the lawyers actually believing in this bullshit are all morons (so that bodes well)
-mental health is real low
-there are pockets of resistance from within the DoJ that are actively trying to keep their jobs and make sure this administration’s goals are hampered
-the lawyers actually believing in this bullshit are all morons (so that bodes well)
-mental health is real low
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April 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Some more takeaways:
-there are pockets of resistance from within the DoJ that are actively trying to keep their jobs and make sure this administration’s goals are hampered
-the lawyers actually believing in this bullshit are all morons (so that bodes well)
-mental health is real low
-there are pockets of resistance from within the DoJ that are actively trying to keep their jobs and make sure this administration’s goals are hampered
-the lawyers actually believing in this bullshit are all morons (so that bodes well)
-mental health is real low
Okay so this feels like being added to the office Signal chat. Here are the key takeaways thus far:
-all of the lawyers in his office die inside anytime they have to file something
-a lot of the damning filings were changed by the lawyers after review by higher ups so that they would be true.
-all of the lawyers in his office die inside anytime they have to file something
-a lot of the damning filings were changed by the lawyers after review by higher ups so that they would be true.
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April 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Okay so this feels like being added to the office Signal chat. Here are the key takeaways thus far:
-all of the lawyers in his office die inside anytime they have to file something
-a lot of the damning filings were changed by the lawyers after review by higher ups so that they would be true.
-all of the lawyers in his office die inside anytime they have to file something
-a lot of the damning filings were changed by the lawyers after review by higher ups so that they would be true.
Sitting in an airport bar and there is a DoJ lawyer just POURING out his soul at this bar. NGL I live for the drama so I’ve bought him three tequila shots.
Morale is not high in his office.
Morale is not high in his office.
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April 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sitting in an airport bar and there is a DoJ lawyer just POURING out his soul at this bar. NGL I live for the drama so I’ve bought him three tequila shots.
Morale is not high in his office.
Morale is not high in his office.
Between @booker.senate.gov brilliant display of leadership and Wisconsin’s rejection of he who shall not be named, I am just brimming with pride for one day.
The work continues but wars are won one battle at a time.
The work continues but wars are won one battle at a time.
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April 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Between @booker.senate.gov brilliant display of leadership and Wisconsin’s rejection of he who shall not be named, I am just brimming with pride for one day.
The work continues but wars are won one battle at a time.
The work continues but wars are won one battle at a time.
Alright so which senator is going to stand up and continue @booker.senate.gov amazing work tomorrow? I want to see back to back to back to back senators doing the same thing.
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April 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Alright so which senator is going to stand up and continue @booker.senate.gov amazing work tomorrow? I want to see back to back to back to back senators doing the same thing.
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Remember that this is where his discussions with El Salvador began. The migrant detentions there are the dry run. He wants to ship U.S. prisoners to El Salvador.We cannot sleepwalk through this.
March 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Remember that this is where his discussions with El Salvador began. The migrant detentions there are the dry run. He wants to ship U.S. prisoners to El Salvador.We cannot sleepwalk through this.
I’ve started calling Trump Pt 2 “The Infomercial Presidency.” It’s just so pathetic.
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March 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’ve started calling Trump Pt 2 “The Infomercial Presidency.” It’s just so pathetic.
Am I the only one who finds the phrase “walking my 3 old daughter” weird? Please tell me if I’m wrong.
March 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Am I the only one who finds the phrase “walking my 3 old daughter” weird? Please tell me if I’m wrong.
I can feel myself losing brain cells the longer I spend time in this Fox News echo chamber. I cannot wait for my vacation in two weeks. A 20 day break is definitely in order. I’m getting to the point where Laura Ingraham’s voice is making me feel violent.
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March 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can feel myself losing brain cells the longer I spend time in this Fox News echo chamber. I cannot wait for my vacation in two weeks. A 20 day break is definitely in order. I’m getting to the point where Laura Ingraham’s voice is making me feel violent.
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Attention Americans:
You must see this video and share it with friends and family! We are being led by a fool, a traitor & an autocrat.
Attention Democratic lawmakers:
This needs to be your messaging as well!
My favorite line:
"In American history, the defenders of freedom have always prevailed!"
You must see this video and share it with friends and family! We are being led by a fool, a traitor & an autocrat.
Attention Democratic lawmakers:
This needs to be your messaging as well!
My favorite line:
"In American history, the defenders of freedom have always prevailed!"
March 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Attention Americans:
You must see this video and share it with friends and family! We are being led by a fool, a traitor & an autocrat.
Attention Democratic lawmakers:
This needs to be your messaging as well!
My favorite line:
"In American history, the defenders of freedom have always prevailed!"
You must see this video and share it with friends and family! We are being led by a fool, a traitor & an autocrat.
Attention Democratic lawmakers:
This needs to be your messaging as well!
My favorite line:
"In American history, the defenders of freedom have always prevailed!"
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Some Democratic member of Congress should propose a bill saying that a POTUS may golf at government expense no more than, say, once every 14 days, and must reimburse the Treasury for anything beyond that.
A couple of golf outings could pay for over 300 federal jobs for an entire year.
So…..fraud and waste? Eh?!?!
March 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Some Democratic member of Congress should propose a bill saying that a POTUS may golf at government expense no more than, say, once every 14 days, and must reimburse the Treasury for anything beyond that.
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Transgenic means that genes from 1 organism have been put into another. We make transgenic mice to understand how genes influence biological processes. We make transgenic plants to make them more nutrient rich. We make transgenic bacteria so they make medicine for us. It's wide-ranging & v. useful.
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Transgenic means that genes from 1 organism have been put into another. We make transgenic mice to understand how genes influence biological processes. We make transgenic plants to make them more nutrient rich. We make transgenic bacteria so they make medicine for us. It's wide-ranging & v. useful.
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