Legal-Nerd
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Litigator. Neurospicy. Super into nerdy legal stuff. Staunch proponent of individual rights (even for those I disagree with), and firmly believe government's role is to care for its citizens, staying out of bedrooms (and uteruses) of consenting adults.
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· Jan 3
a woman says " love that journey for me " next to a man
ALT: a woman says " love that journey for me " next to a man
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I don't love making New Year's resolutions, but I like to pick a word as my theme for the upcoming year to inspire me to be better. 2025's word is INTENTIONAL. I want my choices and actions to be made on purpose - actively shaping my life, not letting it happen to me. What is your word this year?
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
Samesies.
watching the final season it felt so ridiculous that Daenerys could go mad within a two episode arc but 40 days into 2025 and like I get it now
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Samesies.
We are living in strange times.
February 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We are living in strange times.
Can't help but note that this (sham) "resolution" contains not a single example of what was "distorted" or political, rather than, y'know, the teachings of JESUS.
January 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can't help but note that this (sham) "resolution" contains not a single example of what was "distorted" or political, rather than, y'know, the teachings of JESUS.
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To those blaming Elon Musk for his rocket exploding, be fair: Elon only *pretends* to be an engineer at his companies.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
To those blaming Elon Musk for his rocket exploding, be fair: Elon only *pretends* to be an engineer at his companies.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.
Dear Rep. Higgins: I don't think "conflict of interest" means what you think it means. This word salad is embarrassing.
I'm beginning to think this congressman doesn't understand what a "conflict of interest" is
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Dear Rep. Higgins: I don't think "conflict of interest" means what you think it means. This word salad is embarrassing.
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Trump: I am going to shit my pants every day until Greenland surrenders.
MAGA: Beautiful 4D chess move Mr. President.
MAGA: Beautiful 4D chess move Mr. President.
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Trump: I am going to shit my pants every day until Greenland surrenders.
MAGA: Beautiful 4D chess move Mr. President.
MAGA: Beautiful 4D chess move Mr. President.
So, this is like one of those prank shows from the 90s, right? (Punk'd? That was a show? Ashton Kutcher, maybe?). What are your thoughts on Mr. Take-Greenland-By-Force- Because-that's-totally-
normal-and-not-at-all-bat-
shit-crazy?
Me? I think it's absolutely bonkers nonsense.
normal-and-not-at-all-bat-
shit-crazy?
Me? I think it's absolutely bonkers nonsense.
January 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So, this is like one of those prank shows from the 90s, right? (Punk'd? That was a show? Ashton Kutcher, maybe?). What are your thoughts on Mr. Take-Greenland-By-Force- Because-that's-totally-
normal-and-not-at-all-bat-
shit-crazy?
Me? I think it's absolutely bonkers nonsense.
normal-and-not-at-all-bat-
shit-crazy?
Me? I think it's absolutely bonkers nonsense.
This is outstanding. A+. No notes.
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
January 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This is outstanding. A+. No notes.
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New years resolution 🦈
January 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
New years resolution 🦈
I don't love making New Year's resolutions, but I like to pick a word as my theme for the upcoming year to inspire me to be better. 2025's word is INTENTIONAL. I want my choices and actions to be made on purpose - actively shaping my life, not letting it happen to me. What is your word this year?
a woman says " love that journey for me " next to a man
ALT: a woman says " love that journey for me " next to a man
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don't love making New Year's resolutions, but I like to pick a word as my theme for the upcoming year to inspire me to be better. 2025's word is INTENTIONAL. I want my choices and actions to be made on purpose - actively shaping my life, not letting it happen to me. What is your word this year?
I've heard it's a little less bonkers-town over here on Bluesky than over on X? Here's hoping - guess I'm willing to give it a go!
January 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I've heard it's a little less bonkers-town over here on Bluesky than over on X? Here's hoping - guess I'm willing to give it a go!