God's Least Favorite (Juno/Aries)
@leg-dumpster-fire.bsky.social
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he/they
19/16+
MT, podcasts, 9-1-1, Marvel
this is NOT a safe space for T.Kinard
he/they
19/16+
MT, podcasts, 9-1-1, Marvel
this is NOT a safe space for T.Kinard
if i remember correctly, each fig has its own id. if you find an id masterlist on google, youd be able to find the box you need
in the old days you could just feel around the bag, but theyr now BOXES and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
in the old days you could just feel around the bag, but theyr now BOXES and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
if i remember correctly, each fig has its own id. if you find an id masterlist on google, youd be able to find the box you need
in the old days you could just feel around the bag, but theyr now BOXES and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
in the old days you could just feel around the bag, but theyr now BOXES and it PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF
they need to do the minifig blind bags but for ST. i think those would sell very well
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
they need to do the minifig blind bags but for ST. i think those would sell very well
answer: american freddy carter
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
answer: american freddy carter
fucking LOVE panikart, buck x attic dweller is a hard pass for me
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
fucking LOVE panikart, buck x attic dweller is a hard pass for me
i skip to a minute in and start stimming
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Preparations
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October 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i skip to a minute in and start stimming
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my top song of 2023 according to Spotify
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Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious
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October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
my top song of 2023 according to Spotify
spotify.link/7Mkd8od5RXb
spotify.link/7Mkd8od5RXb
why did i hear this in chanse's voice
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
why did i hear this in chanse's voice
~~~PART TWO WILL BE DONE TOMORROW BECAUSE IM TIRED AND NEED TO SLEEP~~~
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
~~~PART TWO WILL BE DONE TOMORROW BECAUSE IM TIRED AND NEED TO SLEEP~~~
So here Eddie is, at a Horror Event, with 5 teenagers and an metaphorical Boner. The only thing keeping it down? The fact that He™️ was, unfortunately, in CarnEVIL, which was Full Of Clowns. god he fucking HATED clowns. Why was he doing this again?
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
So here Eddie is, at a Horror Event, with 5 teenagers and an metaphorical Boner. The only thing keeping it down? The fact that He™️ was, unfortunately, in CarnEVIL, which was Full Of Clowns. god he fucking HATED clowns. Why was he doing this again?
Eddie wanted to see him In Person but had no viable excuse to go. Cue Chris, who really wanted to go with his friends but none of their parents wanted anything to do with a Horror Event. Eddie asked Buck if he wanted to tag along, but only got a mumbled "I'm busy" and a subject change in response.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Eddie wanted to see him In Person but had no viable excuse to go. Cue Chris, who really wanted to go with his friends but none of their parents wanted anything to do with a Horror Event. Eddie asked Buck if he wanted to tag along, but only got a mumbled "I'm busy" and a subject change in response.
Then came the Díaz house. Eddie was down BAD for this mystery man. Then he REALIZED he was Down Bad™️ about him and speedran an entire sexuality crisis once he figured out it was because He™️ reminded Eddie of Buck's build. Whoops🤷♂️
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Then came the Díaz house. Eddie was down BAD for this mystery man. Then he REALIZED he was Down Bad™️ about him and speedran an entire sexuality crisis once he figured out it was because He™️ reminded Eddie of Buck's build. Whoops🤷♂️
He debated on coming clean right then and there, then Chim made a joke about where He™️ could put that chainsaw and decided against it. That was his BROTHER IN LAW! So he watched, in Silence.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
He debated on coming clean right then and there, then Chim made a joke about where He™️ could put that chainsaw and decided against it. That was his BROTHER IN LAW! So he watched, in Silence.
It was, unsurprisingly, May who introduced Him to the 118. Everyone huddled around her phone, watching and not so secretly thirsting over this masked maniac. Nobody noticed that Buck was getting shiftier by the second, too enthralled by May telling them the Lore.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It was, unsurprisingly, May who introduced Him to the 118. Everyone huddled around her phone, watching and not so secretly thirsting over this masked maniac. Nobody noticed that Buck was getting shiftier by the second, too enthralled by May telling them the Lore.
During the 2nd weekend, the right people filmed and posted about him, and those videos went VIRAL, especially on BookTok. There was something about an insane 6ft tall masked beefcake wielding a chainsaw that made them go AWOOGA. His once-a-week appearance made him even more desirable to them.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
During the 2nd weekend, the right people filmed and posted about him, and those videos went VIRAL, especially on BookTok. There was something about an insane 6ft tall masked beefcake wielding a chainsaw that made them go AWOOGA. His once-a-week appearance made him even more desirable to them.
His first 2 years of Chainsaw-ing were pretty uneventful in terms of SM presence, so it was only a matter of time before Something Happened.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
His first 2 years of Chainsaw-ing were pretty uneventful in terms of SM presence, so it was only a matter of time before Something Happened.
Buck knows that Specialties are more likely to go viral on social media, so every year he requests the bottom half of his face to be covered, since his regular job is so public-facing. Combined with the makeup covering his birthmark and tattoos, his identity is hidden to the public.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Buck knows that Specialties are more likely to go viral on social media, so every year he requests the bottom half of his face to be covered, since his regular job is so public-facing. Combined with the makeup covering his birthmark and tattoos, his identity is hidden to the public.
At my SF haunt, Sliders + Chainsaws aren't allowed to wear anything that can affect their peripheral vision, since they are walking safety hazards. I assume all SF haunts have the same rule, so thats what I'm going with. Masks that cover the jaw/mouth, however, are still Specialty Safe.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
At my SF haunt, Sliders + Chainsaws aren't allowed to wear anything that can affect their peripheral vision, since they are walking safety hazards. I assume all SF haunts have the same rule, so thats what I'm going with. Masks that cover the jaw/mouth, however, are still Specialty Safe.
Oh, and before I forget, NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT HIS SIDE GIG!!! And heres how:
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Oh, and before I forget, NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT HIS SIDE GIG!!! And heres how:
Buck's been a KSF actor for about 5 years, and a Chainsaw for 3. He puts his August-October requests in as soon as Knotts releases their dates so he can have Saturday + Sundays off for Haunt + recuperation. Bobby's learned to expect these.
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Buck's been a KSF actor for about 5 years, and a Chainsaw for 3. He puts his August-October requests in as soon as Knotts releases their dates so he can have Saturday + Sundays off for Haunt + recuperation. Bobby's learned to expect these.
im no 9-1-1 writer so thats why im posting it on bsky and bsky only before i Explode
October 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
im no 9-1-1 writer so thats why im posting it on bsky and bsky only before i Explode