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he/they
19/16+
MT, podcasts, 9-1-1, Marvel
this is NOT a safe space for T.Kinard
he/they
19/16+
MT, podcasts, 9-1-1, Marvel
this is NOT a safe space for T.Kinard
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Back at it again at Krispy Kreme @leg-dumpster-fire.bsky.social
fuck t*mmy k*nard all the homies hate t*mmy k*nard
yall why do i wanna watch the new fnaf movie when
A) i never watched the first one
B) ive never played a single fnaf game in my life
A) i never watched the first one
B) ive never played a single fnaf game in my life
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
yall why do i wanna watch the new fnaf movie when
A) i never watched the first one
B) ive never played a single fnaf game in my life
A) i never watched the first one
B) ive never played a single fnaf game in my life
im seeing Hadestown tonight bc jack wolfe is orpheus. its intermission and yall, my mental stability is COOKED
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
im seeing Hadestown tonight bc jack wolfe is orpheus. its intermission and yall, my mental stability is COOKED
im bored, so i stole this from @doomaglow.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
im bored, so i stole this from @doomaglow.bsky.social
First of all, Buck's gonna be a Knotts Scary Farm actor bc its owned by Six Flags and the haunt i work at is SF owned.
@emgiehae.bsky.social @omeletdreamer.bsky.social and their HHNSlider!Buck aus have got me going "what if i make an unnecessarily detailed Haunt Chainsaw!Buck au based on my own experience as a Scare Actor at a Corporate Haunt?" which will never be anything more than a bsky thread
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
First of all, Buck's gonna be a Knotts Scary Farm actor bc its owned by Six Flags and the haunt i work at is SF owned.
@emgiehae.bsky.social @omeletdreamer.bsky.social and their HHNSlider!Buck aus have got me going "what if i make an unnecessarily detailed Haunt Chainsaw!Buck au based on my own experience as a Scare Actor at a Corporate Haunt?" which will never be anything more than a bsky thread
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@emgiehae.bsky.social @omeletdreamer.bsky.social and their HHNSlider!Buck aus have got me going "what if i make an unnecessarily detailed Haunt Chainsaw!Buck au based on my own experience as a Scare Actor at a Corporate Haunt?" which will never be anything more than a bsky thread
sometimes girlhood (/gn) is reading Wickling porn in front of a bass pro shop's fire place
October 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
sometimes girlhood (/gn) is reading Wickling porn in front of a bass pro shop's fire place
being a scare actor is insane bc what do you MEAN im allowed to say "you have 6-7 seconds left to live before i feed you to my rats" every time a kid goes "6 7" at me?
October 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
being a scare actor is insane bc what do you MEAN im allowed to say "you have 6-7 seconds left to live before i feed you to my rats" every time a kid goes "6 7" at me?
straight girls thirsting over Joe Locke are gonna be my 13th reason
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
straight girls thirsting over Joe Locke are gonna be my 13th reason
The Ballad of the Witches' Road has permenantly altered my brain chemistry. its been playing on repeat all night. the spotify loop button hates to see me coming
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
The Ballad of the Witches' Road has permenantly altered my brain chemistry. its been playing on repeat all night. the spotify loop button hates to see me coming
watching Agatha All Along for the first time (late i know)
Agnes (Agatha Harkness) looks like our favorite Wet Cop™️ Sarah Christ
Agnes (Agatha Harkness) looks like our favorite Wet Cop™️ Sarah Christ
September 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
watching Agatha All Along for the first time (late i know)
Agnes (Agatha Harkness) looks like our favorite Wet Cop™️ Sarah Christ
Agnes (Agatha Harkness) looks like our favorite Wet Cop™️ Sarah Christ
bought my first PSL of the season😌
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
bought my first PSL of the season😌
found the entire first Young Avengers run for FREE. im going to be INSUFFERABLE
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
found the entire first Young Avengers run for FREE. im going to be INSUFFERABLE
its 230 in the morning and im in my notes app creating a young avengers self insert oc. am i okay? probably not
September 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
its 230 in the morning and im in my notes app creating a young avengers self insert oc. am i okay? probably not
just got Icked Out from a fanfic harder than i ever have been before:
Young Avengers, Wickling. OP called Billy + Tommy "Will" + "Tom" COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. literally threw my fucking phone across my bed i was so disturbed.
Young Avengers, Wickling. OP called Billy + Tommy "Will" + "Tom" COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. literally threw my fucking phone across my bed i was so disturbed.
August 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just got Icked Out from a fanfic harder than i ever have been before:
Young Avengers, Wickling. OP called Billy + Tommy "Will" + "Tom" COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. literally threw my fucking phone across my bed i was so disturbed.
Young Avengers, Wickling. OP called Billy + Tommy "Will" + "Tom" COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY. literally threw my fucking phone across my bed i was so disturbed.
nothing is more disappointing than realizing that Ultron is on your "Hear Me Out" cake (help me please)
August 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
nothing is more disappointing than realizing that Ultron is on your "Hear Me Out" cake (help me please)
me: oh, im gonna take photos of one of the massive grapes im eating so i can caption it "grape so large it took several bites!"
the grape: (read ALT)
the grape: (read ALT)
August 12, 2025 at 7:15 AM
me: oh, im gonna take photos of one of the massive grapes im eating so i can caption it "grape so large it took several bites!"
the grape: (read ALT)
the grape: (read ALT)
sometimes self care is stabbing grapes with a fondu fork at 2am while reading about your emotional support mentally ill white men
August 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
sometimes self care is stabbing grapes with a fondu fork at 2am while reading about your emotional support mentally ill white men
turned buck into an autism creature. hes gonna be the first of many
July 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
turned buck into an autism creature. hes gonna be the first of many
can an oomfy "yes, and-" this idea with me bc im losing my MIND
July 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
can an oomfy "yes, and-" this idea with me bc im losing my MIND
fuck it we ball im going back to my roots (supernatural ao3)
July 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
fuck it we ball im going back to my roots (supernatural ao3)
nana juiced a watermelon today. decided that i needed to put some of that juice in my costco lemonade. 10/10 would do again
July 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
nana juiced a watermelon today. decided that i needed to put some of that juice in my costco lemonade. 10/10 would do again
this post has a target audience of like 3 people, probably
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
this post has a target audience of like 3 people, probably
hey chat, did i cook with this?
![a screenshot of two instagram DMs i sent to @shelfthe_reader
[fun fic idea: both chris and eddie are both trans: chris masc, eddie fem. eddie comes out first, then chris is like "if you dont want your gender, ill gladly take it off your hands"]
[bc i feel like chris' coming out would be slightly unhinged if eddie came out first]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kd4zr2gfpt2xnvfqbtdhftwf/bafkreian2shk5a7so2z4zvptg42nuhw64l5xix6vkqqpy44xgrv5qg6owa@jpeg)
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
hey chat, did i cook with this?