Paul
@leftyseparatist.bsky.social
Husband and Daddy. Celtic FC🍀. Dissolve the Union 🏴. Fuck Farage and Trump. Pro EU. Big fan of cheese on toast. Bald. Think that just about covers it.
Went to Ikea on Monday to buy a wardrobe. Didn’t get one but came home with this wee guy (not from Ikea😂)
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
February 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Went to Ikea on Monday to buy a wardrobe. Didn’t get one but came home with this wee guy (not from Ikea😂)
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
Train tickets £80
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Train tickets £80
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
“I bought land simply because I wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax on my vast fortune and I want to thank you gammons, who don’t have two pennies to rub together, for being on my side even though I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire😂😂”
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
“I bought land simply because I wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax on my vast fortune and I want to thank you gammons, who don’t have two pennies to rub together, for being on my side even though I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire😂😂”
Morning everyone. Back to work today after a week off☹️
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Morning everyone. Back to work today after a week off☹️
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to read posts where the comments section isn’t overrun with blue tick wankers polluting the place with the worst takes on the planet😁
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to read posts where the comments section isn’t overrun with blue tick wankers polluting the place with the worst takes on the planet😁
I refuse to believe that someone worth $300bn actually looks like this. So long, sucker👋🏻
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I refuse to believe that someone worth $300bn actually looks like this. So long, sucker👋🏻
Musk realising that everyone is leaving Twitter and all he’s left with are the smouldering ashes of a once great app.
November 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Musk realising that everyone is leaving Twitter and all he’s left with are the smouldering ashes of a once great app.
Won’t be long til they realise there’s a party going on over here and they come crawling over. Might as well enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts😂
November 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Won’t be long til they realise there’s a party going on over here and they come crawling over. Might as well enjoy the peace and quiet while it lasts😂
@dsk70.bsky.social
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
November 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
@dsk70.bsky.social
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
This is my cat, Murphy.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
November 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM
This is my cat, Murphy.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.