Paul
@leftyseparatist.bsky.social
Husband and Daddy. Celtic FC🍀. Dissolve the Union 🏴. Fuck Farage and Trump. Pro EU. Big fan of cheese on toast. Bald. Think that just about covers it.
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Paul
@leftyseparatist.bsky.social
· Nov 13
This is my cat, Murphy.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
Went to Ikea on Monday to buy a wardrobe. Didn’t get one but came home with this wee guy (not from Ikea😂)
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
February 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Went to Ikea on Monday to buy a wardrobe. Didn’t get one but came home with this wee guy (not from Ikea😂)
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
Can’t store clothes in him but he’s definitely a lot more fun 🐈⬛
Train tickets £80
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Train tickets £80
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
Match ticket £100
Hotel £150
Buckfast £10
Soap £0
Losing the match in the 93rd minute and no way of getting home tomorrow
Absolutely fucking…….
You know, I have to say I feel a little bit sorry for those Rangers fans heading home from Hampden after losing the match that way.
Sorry, what I meant to say was…..get it right up every one of you horrible Hun bastards😂🖕🏻🍀
Sorry, what I meant to say was…..get it right up every one of you horrible Hun bastards😂🖕🏻🍀
December 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You know, I have to say I feel a little bit sorry for those Rangers fans heading home from Hampden after losing the match that way.
Sorry, what I meant to say was…..get it right up every one of you horrible Hun bastards😂🖕🏻🍀
Sorry, what I meant to say was…..get it right up every one of you horrible Hun bastards😂🖕🏻🍀
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An inspirational tale for aspiring journalists.
Remember, if you're a sibling of the former Prime Minister, and close personal friends with the current editor of your favourite magazine, and his ex-wife, you too can achieve your childhood dream of becoming its columnist
Remember, if you're a sibling of the former Prime Minister, and close personal friends with the current editor of your favourite magazine, and his ex-wife, you too can achieve your childhood dream of becoming its columnist
November 28, 2024 at 2:36 PM
An inspirational tale for aspiring journalists.
Remember, if you're a sibling of the former Prime Minister, and close personal friends with the current editor of your favourite magazine, and his ex-wife, you too can achieve your childhood dream of becoming its columnist
Remember, if you're a sibling of the former Prime Minister, and close personal friends with the current editor of your favourite magazine, and his ex-wife, you too can achieve your childhood dream of becoming its columnist
“I bought land simply because I wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax on my vast fortune and I want to thank you gammons, who don’t have two pennies to rub together, for being on my side even though I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire😂😂”
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 PM
“I bought land simply because I wanted to avoid paying inheritance tax on my vast fortune and I want to thank you gammons, who don’t have two pennies to rub together, for being on my side even though I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire😂😂”
Morning everyone. Back to work today after a week off☹️
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
November 18, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Morning everyone. Back to work today after a week off☹️
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
Looks freezing out there but opening the bedroom blinds to this view every morning definitely helps with the back to work blues 🥶😍
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Listen, it seems nice here and all that but I’m really missing seeing posts from Farage, Yaxley-Lennon and Julia Hartley Brewer said fucking no one, ever😏
November 16, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Listen, it seems nice here and all that but I’m really missing seeing posts from Farage, Yaxley-Lennon and Julia Hartley Brewer said fucking no one, ever😏
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FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
FUCK. YEAH. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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The best case for leaving twitter is that the swamp dwelling paid blue ticks - even the famous ones - won't follow. They are too invested in the Musk of MAGA.
Sensible people - of all poltical shades will - and we have an opportunity here to reset the discourse and bring back a degree of rationale
Sensible people - of all poltical shades will - and we have an opportunity here to reset the discourse and bring back a degree of rationale
November 16, 2024 at 2:11 PM
The best case for leaving twitter is that the swamp dwelling paid blue ticks - even the famous ones - won't follow. They are too invested in the Musk of MAGA.
Sensible people - of all poltical shades will - and we have an opportunity here to reset the discourse and bring back a degree of rationale
Sensible people - of all poltical shades will - and we have an opportunity here to reset the discourse and bring back a degree of rationale
This all feels a bit like moving into a new property and throwing a housewarming party where everyone is having a great time but you just know that eventually some arseholes will turn up and someone is going to take a shit in your kettle.
November 16, 2024 at 8:42 AM
This all feels a bit like moving into a new property and throwing a housewarming party where everyone is having a great time but you just know that eventually some arseholes will turn up and someone is going to take a shit in your kettle.
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This would be funny if it wasn’t so horrific.
November 15, 2024 at 8:35 PM
This would be funny if it wasn’t so horrific.
Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to read posts where the comments section isn’t overrun with blue tick wankers polluting the place with the worst takes on the planet😁
November 15, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Honestly, I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to read posts where the comments section isn’t overrun with blue tick wankers polluting the place with the worst takes on the planet😁
Going by the past 24 hours, half of these are tims😏
November 14, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Going by the past 24 hours, half of these are tims😏
I refuse to believe that someone worth $300bn actually looks like this. So long, sucker👋🏻
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I refuse to believe that someone worth $300bn actually looks like this. So long, sucker👋🏻
When #CelticFC eventually get their arse in gear and open a BlueSky account.
a man is kneeling down with the words " you are the master " written on the bottom
ALT: a man is kneeling down with the words " you are the master " written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 AM
When #CelticFC eventually get their arse in gear and open a BlueSky account.
Musk realising that everyone is leaving Twitter and all he’s left with are the smouldering ashes of a once great app.
November 13, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Musk realising that everyone is leaving Twitter and all he’s left with are the smouldering ashes of a once great app.
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Recent refugee from Twitter. It appears that more of those I followed on there are here as opposed to Threads.
Interested in Scottish politics, particularly the case for Scottish independence (non partisan).
Also love live music/theatre.
Give me a follow is what I post might interest you 👍
Interested in Scottish politics, particularly the case for Scottish independence (non partisan).
Also love live music/theatre.
Give me a follow is what I post might interest you 👍
November 13, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Recent refugee from Twitter. It appears that more of those I followed on there are here as opposed to Threads.
Interested in Scottish politics, particularly the case for Scottish independence (non partisan).
Also love live music/theatre.
Give me a follow is what I post might interest you 👍
Interested in Scottish politics, particularly the case for Scottish independence (non partisan).
Also love live music/theatre.
Give me a follow is what I post might interest you 👍
@dsk70.bsky.social
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
November 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
@dsk70.bsky.social
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
There’s a distinct lack of gammon simpletons on here. How the fuck am I supposed to amuse myself all day?😂
Loving that this place, for the time being at least, seems to be free from slabbering Huns. Hope they’re all still miserable as fuck over on Twitter😂
November 13, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Loving that this place, for the time being at least, seems to be free from slabbering Huns. Hope they’re all still miserable as fuck over on Twitter😂
This is my cat, Murphy.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
November 13, 2024 at 6:16 PM
This is my cat, Murphy.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.
He hates Trump, thinks that twat Musk has ruined Twitter, yearns for Scottish independence, loves Celtic, believes Israel is committing genocide and he sometimes lies on the carpet and licks his own balls.
Ok, I’m actually describing me and you should probably follow me.