Oh, yeah, that's right. This app exists.
December 20, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Oh, yeah, that's right. This app exists.
I don't eat my feelings in a Walmart parking lot. Your dog does.
December 8, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I don't eat my feelings in a Walmart parking lot. Your dog does.
The best part of my day was when a man was staring at me while I ate a sandwich I chewed with my mouth open and let things fall out of my mouth and onto my shirt.
December 4, 2024 at 9:09 PM
The best part of my day was when a man was staring at me while I ate a sandwich I chewed with my mouth open and let things fall out of my mouth and onto my shirt.
Sometimes good things happen to bad people and the world isn't so terrible.
December 4, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Sometimes good things happen to bad people and the world isn't so terrible.
I am so resistant to authority that I told my therapist I feel sad. She told me "good" and I should sit with feeling sad. I stopped feeding sad immediately.
December 4, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I am so resistant to authority that I told my therapist I feel sad. She told me "good" and I should sit with feeling sad. I stopped feeding sad immediately.
Yup, I hate myself enough to text him.
December 3, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Yup, I hate myself enough to text him.
Dude lists bare minimum things in his bio and says he's a unicorn.
He is accurate.
Still swiping left.
He is accurate.
Still swiping left.
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Dude lists bare minimum things in his bio and says he's a unicorn.
He is accurate.
Still swiping left.
He is accurate.
Still swiping left.
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The crust on these pies is flakier than untreated psoriasis. #thanksgiving #pie
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The crust on these pies is flakier than untreated psoriasis. #thanksgiving #pie
A breakfast sando with a cannoli chaser 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
A breakfast sando with a cannoli chaser 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
I needda get hard weinered
November 23, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I needda get hard weinered
The "x" in Xmas stands for Xanax
November 23, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The "x" in Xmas stands for Xanax