Scott Falkner
@leftnotracks.bsky.social
Canadian, designer, dad.
How much does Google suck now? The universal meaning of JFGIA isn’t on the from page if you search for it.
September 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How much does Google suck now? The universal meaning of JFGIA isn’t on the from page if you search for it.
I don’t want to work, either, busy after banging on the drum all day it’ll start to feel like work.
September 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don’t want to work, either, busy after banging on the drum all day it’ll start to feel like work.
Not Vinnie Roe!
September 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not Vinnie Roe!
Apple: It just works.
5 minutes to showtime and… nothing.
5 minutes to showtime and… nothing.
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Apple: It just works.
5 minutes to showtime and… nothing.
5 minutes to showtime and… nothing.
How is Siri not Apple’s biggest embarrassment?
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How is Siri not Apple’s biggest embarrassment?
The moral of the story is you. Cannot proofread too much.
August 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The moral of the story is you. Cannot proofread too much.
The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down
August 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down
Remember when these pricks called us paranoid for predicting Trump was planning concentration camps? Now they’re announcing more and people barely notice. The United States isn’t becoming fascist. They’re done.
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Remember when these pricks called us paranoid for predicting Trump was planning concentration camps? Now they’re announcing more and people barely notice. The United States isn’t becoming fascist. They’re done.
@ianausten.bsky.social Our leader is called the Prime Minister. YW.
July 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
@ianausten.bsky.social Our leader is called the Prime Minister. YW.
Not the obituary I wanted to read today, or any day. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Marc Garneau, 1st Canadian astronaut in space, dead at age 76 | CBC News
Former astronaut and cabinet minister Marc Garneau has died. He was 76.
www.cbc.ca
June 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not the obituary I wanted to read today, or any day. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
I was just wondering if PC case design has evolved to have taste. So I searched for “attractive PC cases.”
TL;DR: No.
TL;DR: No.
June 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was just wondering if PC case design has evolved to have taste. So I searched for “attractive PC cases.”
TL;DR: No.
TL;DR: No.
I call the big one Bitey.
June 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I call the big one Bitey.
Someone dangled their keys in front of Trump.
May 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Someone dangled their keys in front of Trump.
Not the obituary I wanted to see today. apnews.com/article/sing...
Jill Sobule, the singer-songwriter known for 'I Kissed a Girl,' has died in a fire
Jill Sobule, the award-winning singer-songwriter whose witty and poignant writing first attracted widespread attention with the gay-themed song “I Kissed a Girl,” has died in a house fire.
apnews.com
May 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Not the obituary I wanted to see today. apnews.com/article/sing...
Twitter:
- Doesn’t know I don’t like For You when I always click off it and never click on it.
- Shows ads for crypto scams after I block all ads for crypto scams.
- Shows tweets from Fox News and NY Post after I have told them to show me fewer posts from them over 100 times.
Grok has to suck.
- Doesn’t know I don’t like For You when I always click off it and never click on it.
- Shows ads for crypto scams after I block all ads for crypto scams.
- Shows tweets from Fox News and NY Post after I have told them to show me fewer posts from them over 100 times.
Grok has to suck.
April 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Twitter:
- Doesn’t know I don’t like For You when I always click off it and never click on it.
- Shows ads for crypto scams after I block all ads for crypto scams.
- Shows tweets from Fox News and NY Post after I have told them to show me fewer posts from them over 100 times.
Grok has to suck.
- Doesn’t know I don’t like For You when I always click off it and never click on it.
- Shows ads for crypto scams after I block all ads for crypto scams.
- Shows tweets from Fox News and NY Post after I have told them to show me fewer posts from them over 100 times.
Grok has to suck.
Who wore it better?
April 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Who wore it better?
That’s not how it works, HBC.
March 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
That’s not how it works, HBC.
Harmonica could kick Blonde’s ass.
We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics
March 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Harmonica could kick Blonde’s ass.
Elon Musk owning a company called Boring Company is spectacularly on brand, because I have no doubt he is.
March 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Elon Musk owning a company called Boring Company is spectacularly on brand, because I have no doubt he is.
Iggle poo.
Jack Daniel's maker said Canadian provinces taking American liquor off store shelves was 'worse than a tariff' and a 'disproportionate response' to levies imposed by the Trump administration reut.rs/3XtHp32
Jack Daniel's maker says Canada pulling US alcohol off shelves 'worse than tariff'
Jack Daniel's maker Brown-Forman's CEO Lawson Whiting said on Wednesday Canadian provinces taking American liquor off store shelves was "worse than a tariff" and a "disproportionate response" to levies imposed by the Trump administration.
reut.rs
March 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Iggle poo.
How hard would it be for the AirPods case to do what this does?
February 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How hard would it be for the AirPods case to do what this does?
Good news, everyone!
February 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Good news, everyone!