Exxon Valdeez Nuts
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Majestic, barrel-chested, the envies of all ornithologies.
…are they not aware that deflation is also bad?
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
…are they not aware that deflation is also bad?
I mean, if you read all of his annoying mannerisms as bitchy New York theater queen who’s stuck in the 80’s, you can kind of see the vision.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I mean, if you read all of his annoying mannerisms as bitchy New York theater queen who’s stuck in the 80’s, you can kind of see the vision.
Is this a gif from “wrestling isn’t wrestling”?
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Is this a gif from “wrestling isn’t wrestling”?
We deserve to be sanctioned into oblivion. Genuinely, the world should North Korea our dumb asses.
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We deserve to be sanctioned into oblivion. Genuinely, the world should North Korea our dumb asses.
The French had the guillotine, the Molotov cocktail wielded by the Finns. For our revolution, we shall wield beef ‘n’ cheddars.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The French had the guillotine, the Molotov cocktail wielded by the Finns. For our revolution, we shall wield beef ‘n’ cheddars.
Trump take thanksgiving
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump take thanksgiving
I once took a vape from a patient by asking if I could hit it. Good thing I didn’t actually want to hit it because it turns out he managed to get crack into the vape.
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I once took a vape from a patient by asking if I could hit it. Good thing I didn’t actually want to hit it because it turns out he managed to get crack into the vape.
Gotta disrupt the soup industry
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Gotta disrupt the soup industry
Between this and Zohran being at grand slam, I love that AEW is the official wrestling company of the progressive movement
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Between this and Zohran being at grand slam, I love that AEW is the official wrestling company of the progressive movement
Keep your stick on the ice
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Keep your stick on the ice
Putting the east wing back together with duct tape
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Putting the east wing back together with duct tape
Several restaurants in my neighborhood in suburban Cincinnati feeding kids for free until this all resolves. Support these businesses!
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Several restaurants in my neighborhood in suburban Cincinnati feeding kids for free until this all resolves. Support these businesses!
He said “ay, the fuck?”
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
He said “ay, the fuck?”
Someone tell the graphics department that 5” isn’t short, it’s average.
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Someone tell the graphics department that 5” isn’t short, it’s average.
To support his trousers, Derek.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
To support his trousers, Derek.
No but I agree that all cops are bastards
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
No but I agree that all cops are bastards
I feel like he’s been pretty honest about getting a stupid tattoo when he was drunk. Nothing about him indicates that he holds any racist or anti-Semitic beliefs. Should he have gotten it removed? Sure. I should also get the rusty dented panel above my driver’s side headlight fixed but life is busy.
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I feel like he’s been pretty honest about getting a stupid tattoo when he was drunk. Nothing about him indicates that he holds any racist or anti-Semitic beliefs. Should he have gotten it removed? Sure. I should also get the rusty dented panel above my driver’s side headlight fixed but life is busy.
He looks as if he’s ascended to his final form.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He looks as if he’s ascended to his final form.
As usual, fuck the fed
October 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As usual, fuck the fed
Don’t put it in the paper that he’s divorced
October 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Don’t put it in the paper that he’s divorced
Grammatically, he implied that if you burn a flag he’ll have the entire law enforcement apparatus arrested so this seems like a dub honestly.
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Grammatically, he implied that if you burn a flag he’ll have the entire law enforcement apparatus arrested so this seems like a dub honestly.