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Majestic, barrel-chested, the envies of all ornithologies.
Did my man dirty.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Finally, the cure to the male loneliness epidemic.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“For example, when my wife is on the phone talking to her mom. Do I know it for a fact that she’s talking about my sexual inadequacies? No, but I do lose sleep over it.”
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m gonna burn em even harder.
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Jake Moody lookin smug AF on his couch rn.
September 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Surely this will distract from the Epstein files
September 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Jon Moxley in the main event of a ppv.
August 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This cage set up is really neat but amazing bitching the feed every 5 seconds is some bullshit.
August 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The perfect bellwether for whether or not someone is capable of critical thought is how they feel about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
August 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Of course it was Darby in the body bag. Who else was it gonna be?
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Most murderous dictator of the 21sf century…so far
Crow: "Look at what happened. US military personnel in uniform literally were on hands & knees rolling out a red carpet for the most murderous dictator of the 21st century...we keep on acting like Putin deserves to be brought out in open like any of head of state. This is a historic embarrassment."
August 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“We’re sitting on a gold mine with this tweener thing that I totally did on purpose and wasn’t at all a result of my bad self-booking that painted me into a weird corner that felt disconnected from the show. Also my wife was definitely integral to the success of the show.”
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I had absolutely no opinions on the Epstein thing aside from him being a bad guy who deserved bad things. Now I’ve never been more confident in a conspiracy and government cover up. What kind of pilled is that?
July 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Big day for the word ‘bawdy’
July 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
MJF in Chicago: “I’m the best in the world”
It’s always phuck Phil in these streets, kid.
July 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you felt politically attacked by Superman it’s because your politics are fascism
July 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s gonna be so funny if that’s actually sting in the front row
July 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nuremberg 2: electric boogaloo.
July 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Vipress on collision? Hoodslam represent.
July 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is gonna be the final thing I think before I die. Likely in said camp.
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Gerard Way watched the towers fall on 9/11, said “how can I make this about me” and proceeded to make some of the most unabashedly queer art of the decade. We Stan a stunt queen.
July 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Classic win-win proposition there.
June 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Are people unfamiliar with the type of guy that chooses to live in northern Idaho?
June 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
June 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM