Brendan
@leetbmc.bsky.social
"Free breadsticks for everyone, but we fired the people responsible for keeping sawdust and rat shit out of the bread."
May 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Free breadsticks for everyone, but we fired the people responsible for keeping sawdust and rat shit out of the bread."
A seasonal classic from the vaults.
April 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A seasonal classic from the vaults.
Everyone deserves love.
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Everyone deserves love.
The Wheel of Time is a *parade* of hot older women, and I am 110% here for it. Shohreh Aghdashloo is 72 yo, and she can call me, “river trash,” any time she wants. Rowr.
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The Wheel of Time is a *parade* of hot older women, and I am 110% here for it. Shohreh Aghdashloo is 72 yo, and she can call me, “river trash,” any time she wants. Rowr.
They've never said, "thank you."
At least they're wearing suits, I guess.
At least they're wearing suits, I guess.
April 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They've never said, "thank you."
At least they're wearing suits, I guess.
At least they're wearing suits, I guess.
It is Wednesday, my dudes!
April 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It is Wednesday, my dudes!
I am a computer scientist, and I can confirm that this is how cryptography works.
March 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I am a computer scientist, and I can confirm that this is how cryptography works.