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Her: "I'm looking for a proper holiday presentation. A real nice snowman Tableau."
Frosty stepping forward: "Oh, hi there, Miss. I'm just what you need, I can juggle, i can sweep, you best believe I can get in deep."

*Save to drafts*
*don't send*
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm sure its just coincidence that the epstein files start coming out early in the week and suddenly Trump declares that the wednesday before and friday after Christmas are now federal holidays going into the weekend. I'm sure theres nothing to it. He just likes to give people time off.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why can't people be charged for accessory to murder for helping to hide a murderer or cover up a murder, but half of congress gets to cover up a pedophilia ring that involves the president and won't get tried as accessory to a pedophile. This is rhetorical. I know the answer. And I hate it here.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
In the long run was Fetterman actually a better pick than Dr Oz?
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Imagine being such a racist piece of shit that you walk around looking at people with different skin colors and documentation statuses just stewing on everything they’ve taken from you.

Pick any billionaire, and they’ve taken more from all of us than we’ll ever know.
October 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I hate to say it, but there's no blue wave coming. The next election is already over. There's no way another year of this is possible. Its done. We're cooked. Start thinking about exit plans. The idea of fighting is cute but impossible. Thry will use true military might that no one else would dare.
September 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I remember when those planes crashed into those buildings and the prevailing thought was, well, thats the cost of freedom. Yeah some people will smash 747s into office buildings but we will not be inconvenienced by it in any way. I mean, we blamed the pilots for being weak, probably woke too.
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The left is "filled with hate" because the other side is constantly and actively trying to find ways to silence, imprison and kill us. To hurt our friends and families. The right is filled with hate because they are scared to death of people who aren't straight white men. I think thats pretty equal
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ooh got my first strike from blueksy admonishing me for threatening violence apparently. And I definitely don't think I did. They must be working overtime to try and clean the place up right now but man, I've been pretty reserved all things considered. Downright puritan compared to my inner voice.
September 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's not specifically about politics, man. Its about someone who glibly says that its okay for a certain number of children to be gunned down to ensure our God given right to own guns, getting shot like a chump. Ranting about empathy being made up. I'm supposed to feel bad? Not in this lifetime.
September 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trebuchet, all my troubles flung so far away, snapped the rope and now they're here to stay, oh I believed, in trebuchet
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Everytime Pepper Potts walks into Tony Starks office and he's in full Iron Man costume she has to know that he was absolutely buck naked and cranking it, right? Like just snaps the suit on "I'm uh just looking at some schematics, Pep"
August 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And then, in a gasping heap, the charade was over. He couldn't keep it up and she wound up getting fingered.
August 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"We need to oust everyone involved with Epstein. Get em in jail right now! Period. Release the files on these disgusting pedophiles!"
Files say Trump was best friends with Epstein and repeatedly molested children.
"We need to put Obama in jail for making up the Epstein files!"
July 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
JFK: we will go to the moon and do the other things

JFK 6 months later: why do you people keep going on about the moon, nothing there, just rocks, who cares. Only thugs and communists care about going to the moon.

JFK 3 days later: I made a deal to put real moxie back into moxie
July 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I miss when being a Kennedy really meant something I'd hit know what I mean
July 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Listen i know we're gonna take some losses too but god damn do i hope this bill kills a lot of maga assholes
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Mission Accompliced.
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I dont know man, I'm kinda of excited to see what kind of war happens with the all time most incompetent DoD in American history. Say what you will about the W Bush admin and their incompetence but at least they had experience. These rubes are gonna get so many people killed its wild.
June 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Can we get a wellness check on Rivers Cuomo please
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I preferred Blur (and gorillaz fpr that matter)before Damon Albarn starting singing everything in a heavy sigh. At least gorillaz have other collaborators to give the songs are little life. Damon is a genius and all, but it never feels like there's a whole ass in anything. Sorry not sorry.
May 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I often think of the Chopped judge who got pissy with a lady cuz she put cheese on the fish and his Italiano grandmother would be rolling in her grave and I'm like mfer it's chopped you gave her Mahi Mahi, parmesano reggiano, sour gummy bears and 3 day old banana peel the fuck did you want from her?
some of you really need to take your food opinions less seriously and stop giving evil little gremlins like me the power to instantly upset you by saying i eat ketchup on my hot dogs or whatever
May 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM