Leonore (Lee) Carpenter
@leecarpenter.bsky.social
Rutgers Law prof. Into democracy, dogs, and cheese. Knows about LGBTQ+ rights, public interest lawyering, legal ethics, state constitutions, LRW. Too insubordinate for autocracy. 🏳️🌈
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=1120939
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=1120939
I’ll believe it when they finally deliver those taco trucks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ll believe it when they finally deliver those taco trucks.
Oh that’s just Jamie Raskin reading the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence in front of Independence Hall.
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh that’s just Jamie Raskin reading the list of grievances in the Declaration of Independence in front of Independence Hall.
Guys, I don’t know how this kind of blunder happens, but it looks like the NYT accidentally ran a headline from 2015!
September 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Guys, I don’t know how this kind of blunder happens, but it looks like the NYT accidentally ran a headline from 2015!
Here, have a baby opossum.
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Here, have a baby opossum.
This. Is. Why. We. Have. Laws.
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This. Is. Why. We. Have. Laws.
If Yale Law has any self-respect it will rescind this JD.
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If Yale Law has any self-respect it will rescind this JD.
If this isn’t MAGA in a nutshell, I dunno what is.
September 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If this isn’t MAGA in a nutshell, I dunno what is.
I can't not point out that this highly phallocentric and really manly example of "direct communication" is taking place on TWO DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, and each ubermensch is referring to the other... in the third person.
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
June 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I can't not point out that this highly phallocentric and really manly example of "direct communication" is taking place on TWO DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS, and each ubermensch is referring to the other... in the third person.
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
This writing style is pure "Trang Pak: is a grotsky little byotch!"
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males going at it, and it really shows
I may die laughing.
June 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I may die laughing.
Given the massive influx of immigrants in the first two decades of the 20th century, it's likely that a large percentage of our military were birthright citizens - brave citizens like my grandfather, who served in the Navy.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
May 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Given the massive influx of immigrants in the first two decades of the 20th century, it's likely that a large percentage of our military were birthright citizens - brave citizens like my grandfather, who served in the Navy.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
Many of them died fighting men just like Stephen Miller.
Got tenure!
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
May 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Got tenure!
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
Fun fact - this headshot is the only known photograph of me.
New single just dropped!
April 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
New single just dropped!
So. Much. Winning.
April 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
So. Much. Winning.
It’s not me and my colleagues, Elon. It’s that you’ve destroyed lives and pillaged institutions and now everyone fucking hates you.
April 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It’s not me and my colleagues, Elon. It’s that you’ve destroyed lives and pillaged institutions and now everyone fucking hates you.
Congratulations to the Times for not publishing this in the Opinions section. A real profile in courage.
March 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Congratulations to the Times for not publishing this in the Opinions section. A real profile in courage.
I hope the words "oversee" and "report" are earning enough money from all this work they're doing here to bail Amy Gleason out when she's charged with perjury.
March 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I hope the words "oversee" and "report" are earning enough money from all this work they're doing here to bail Amy Gleason out when she's charged with perjury.
Preparing slides for a CLE and realizing I have absolutely run out of fucks.
March 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Preparing slides for a CLE and realizing I have absolutely run out of fucks.
Welcome, involuntary Xpats. Please have a seat while we process you for shitposting privileges. Note that the waiting room doesn't smell like Axe Body Spray and Nazis.
March 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Welcome, involuntary Xpats. Please have a seat while we process you for shitposting privileges. Note that the waiting room doesn't smell like Axe Body Spray and Nazis.
So we are admitting that Elon Musk is governing? Like, he has a governing ARRANGEMENT so ergo he is… governing? And the Times is just like, “the real story is that this governing arrangement is ‘unusual,’” not that… he’s governing? Is everyone at the times HIGH right now?
March 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So we are admitting that Elon Musk is governing? Like, he has a governing ARRANGEMENT so ergo he is… governing? And the Times is just like, “the real story is that this governing arrangement is ‘unusual,’” not that… he’s governing? Is everyone at the times HIGH right now?
I also did this:
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I also did this:
One more subscription cancelled. If I wanted to subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, I’d subscribe to the Wall Street Journal.
Asshole.
Asshole.
February 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
One more subscription cancelled. If I wanted to subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, I’d subscribe to the Wall Street Journal.
Asshole.
Asshole.