“But my portfolio is many things” is one of the limpest lyrics I’ve heard in a long time

embarassing

Coverage is probably great if you make videos though! Always see that stuff popping off.

Can I prove it makes a difference? No. But then Google asks not that we know it, only that we have faith.

Working for clicks will make you a fucking evangelist for SEO Jesus

For smaller places like where I’m at, no, reporting the blow by blow does no good at all.

However:
1) op-eds/round-ups work fine!
2) there’s the quasi-spiritual SEO belief that each story creates an authoritative backlink, useful for swaying Google Discover for pay off on later coverage

Last year: Gizoids in Shadow Generations animation

This year: playable Emerl in loot-riddled mobile poison

We’re getting pretty close to “let’s just remake Sonic Battle” territory and I find that hilarious and good

I really love the 1946 version where they decided to go all-in on the arm-flailing horror of the guy in the snake’s mouth

Alright, my new guess is something from FromSoft’s early catalog. Like King’s Field or Shadow Tower or something. Feels like that could fit the bill.

Yes I’ve been deliberating on this the entire time.

One man’s sterile is another man’s crisp as hell

NEKO PUNCH!
NEKO KICK!

Yeah this looks great 😂

I did better on my first attempt, i promise

Yeah I hear ya
Pics or gtfo
Enjoy

I love this game.

It’s a shame I fucking suck at it, but I love it regardless.

In fairness, I'm also very confident I'll pass, I've done two practice papers before and did fine

I just... the brain should kick in somewhere and overwrite this powerful lack of will

N5*
Off to a bad start when you forget the actual name of the Japanese language grade you're gunning for