Heath
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I’ll say this about anti climaxes,
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
Look at me, actually bothering to log films. This is huge for me
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Look at me, actually bothering to log films. This is huge for me
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
August 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
David Stratton. Vale.
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
David Stratton. Vale.
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
I gotta buy shares in whatever filter my sister applies to her insta photos because it wiped my wrinkles clean off
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I gotta buy shares in whatever filter my sister applies to her insta photos because it wiped my wrinkles clean off
Timothy Olyphant’s return to the Conan O’Brien Podcast this week is an utter delight
August 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Timothy Olyphant’s return to the Conan O’Brien Podcast this week is an utter delight
I scrolled through to the last 3 pics in the Calvin Harris baby announcement Instagram Post
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I scrolled through to the last 3 pics in the Calvin Harris baby announcement Instagram Post
Forgive me this indulgence. About a 90kg difference between these two guys, and not a surgery or weight loss drug to get there (though I don’t begrudge anybody those paths, it was my own silly hang up that they felt like “cheating”). Miss the left guys awesome head of hair
July 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Forgive me this indulgence. About a 90kg difference between these two guys, and not a surgery or weight loss drug to get there (though I don’t begrudge anybody those paths, it was my own silly hang up that they felt like “cheating”). Miss the left guys awesome head of hair
Tiger Woods: (Trying to Tee Off)
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tiger Woods: (Trying to Tee Off)
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
As a young kid growing up in Adelaide, there was nothing more riotously funny than defacing the local radio stations ill thought out “SAFM Rocks (insert Adelaide suburb)” marketing stickers that were all over town with a black marker
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
As a young kid growing up in Adelaide, there was nothing more riotously funny than defacing the local radio stations ill thought out “SAFM Rocks (insert Adelaide suburb)” marketing stickers that were all over town with a black marker
Rewatch : The last 20 mins of this picture destroyed me all over again. Not even sure how I feel about the film as a whole (I don’t like the resolution of Aghdashloo’s arc) but I do know that whatever Ben Kingsley does in the immediacy of the final acts shooting is as good as I’ve seen. Out of tears
July 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Rewatch : The last 20 mins of this picture destroyed me all over again. Not even sure how I feel about the film as a whole (I don’t like the resolution of Aghdashloo’s arc) but I do know that whatever Ben Kingsley does in the immediacy of the final acts shooting is as good as I’ve seen. Out of tears
Just saw Grok on Family Feud
July 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just saw Grok on Family Feud
If you pretend GoodReads Twitter timeline is actually someone on a first date who is getting progressively drunker, manic, & aggressive while grilling their date with increasingly specific questions about their book reading habits after their date said they also like reading, its highly entertaining
July 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you pretend GoodReads Twitter timeline is actually someone on a first date who is getting progressively drunker, manic, & aggressive while grilling their date with increasingly specific questions about their book reading habits after their date said they also like reading, its highly entertaining
THE GUARDIAN finally published my op-ed
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
THE GUARDIAN finally published my op-ed
My goodness, Lily Gladstone is so devastatingly great in her cameo in RESERVATION DOGS. A superb episode in this utterly superb series
July 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My goodness, Lily Gladstone is so devastatingly great in her cameo in RESERVATION DOGS. A superb episode in this utterly superb series
Tonight’s Rewatch : Well, MILLION DOLLAR BABY just made me tear up, AGAIN 😂 I know his directorial efforts have their flaws with his one take preferences, & this film has one or two, but I’m an unashamed Clint Eastwood man, & always will be. He & Swank are just so sublime in this. I adore this film
July 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Tonight’s Rewatch : Well, MILLION DOLLAR BABY just made me tear up, AGAIN 😂 I know his directorial efforts have their flaws with his one take preferences, & this film has one or two, but I’m an unashamed Clint Eastwood man, & always will be. He & Swank are just so sublime in this. I adore this film
Ummm EXCUSE ME, a rom-com about a man who is secretly a romance novelist named Francine who hires a woman to pose as him?!? Erm, this is literally the plot of Australia’s PAPERBACK HERO (1999)!!! I am outraged, AUSTRALIA is outraged!!!! Justice for our Hugh & Claudia 🇦🇺🤬
June 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ummm EXCUSE ME, a rom-com about a man who is secretly a romance novelist named Francine who hires a woman to pose as him?!? Erm, this is literally the plot of Australia’s PAPERBACK HERO (1999)!!! I am outraged, AUSTRALIA is outraged!!!! Justice for our Hugh & Claudia 🇦🇺🤬
Note to Denis Villeneuve: Cast Ben Mendelsohn as Bond
June 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Note to Denis Villeneuve: Cast Ben Mendelsohn as Bond