Heath
@leasthesfunny.bsky.social
I’ll say this about anti climaxes,
AFL Draft, The First Ashes Test, & WICKED: FOR GOOD… huge week for this ultra alpha, beer swilling, musical adoring, jock sport tragic theatre nerd who cries far too easily at movies
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
AFL Draft, The First Ashes Test, & WICKED: FOR GOOD… huge week for this ultra alpha, beer swilling, musical adoring, jock sport tragic theatre nerd who cries far too easily at movies
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Grand Uncle Heath (yes, the Grand thing depresses me too 👴🏻) hitting up some of SA’s best picnic spots with the little guys
Years ago, I was in this really sad place where I thought that having a drink or two before going out made me better company in social scenarios… now I’m in a place where I know it’s 8-12 drinks
October 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Years ago, I was in this really sad place where I thought that having a drink or two before going out made me better company in social scenarios… now I’m in a place where I know it’s 8-12 drinks
Just changed my autistic twins names to Tyler & Noel 🥰
September 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Just changed my autistic twins names to Tyler & Noel 🥰
Latin is such a difficult language to learn, I can’t read it aloud without accidentally summoning up some demon from hell. This guy Pazuzu won’t leave 🙄
September 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Latin is such a difficult language to learn, I can’t read it aloud without accidentally summoning up some demon from hell. This guy Pazuzu won’t leave 🙄
Well sweetie, you see what happened was, when you were a wee little baby, your mum’s yoga instructor and a girl I once snorted cocaine off of a nightclub toilet with both posted Instagram reels telling us that vaccines caused autism. Anywho, i’m sorry again that those legs of yours don't work 😬🤷🏻♂️
September 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Well sweetie, you see what happened was, when you were a wee little baby, your mum’s yoga instructor and a girl I once snorted cocaine off of a nightclub toilet with both posted Instagram reels telling us that vaccines caused autism. Anywho, i’m sorry again that those legs of yours don't work 😬🤷🏻♂️
BREAKING: Heath is finally putting some effort into his Letterboxd account. So please follow if you swim in those waters boxd.it/5sxnz
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Heath uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 44 films watched.
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September 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
BREAKING: Heath is finally putting some effort into his Letterboxd account. So please follow if you swim in those waters boxd.it/5sxnz
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WTF, just paid $8 at Woolies for a 190g block of Dairy Milk Chocolate and suddenly Amex has delivered me the Black Card
Tinder Date: Netflix & Chill
Couple Date: Netflix & Will you please stop f**king touching me!!!!
Couple Date: Netflix & Will you please stop f**king touching me!!!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tinder Date: Netflix & Chill
Couple Date: Netflix & Will you please stop f**king touching me!!!!
Couple Date: Netflix & Will you please stop f**king touching me!!!!
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My sister was recording a pretty unremarkable live video of us at a concert on her insta feed, and in my enthusiasm singing Under Pressure, I accidentally punched a little person in the nose who happened to be walking past just out of frame. Sorry my short king friend
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
August 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Not a yucker of yums or contrarian by trade, but I… I think I really hated this film
David Stratton. Vale.
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
David Stratton. Vale.
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Staple of my childhood. He & Margaret guided me through my evolution into looking at film through a different lens & wrestling with the art form intellectually
The importance of their contribution to the Australian film industry should never be minimised
Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s 1999, I am 16, I am at the cinema watching THE SIXTH SENSE, Bruce Willis watches his wife drop his wedding ring as she sleeps & I realise he’s been dead all along, I lean forward in my seat, I am transfixed, I am witnessing my first big twist ending, I am infinite… an usher takes my picture
I gotta buy shares in whatever filter my sister applies to her insta photos because it wiped my wrinkles clean off
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I gotta buy shares in whatever filter my sister applies to her insta photos because it wiped my wrinkles clean off
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Happy 143rd birthday @leasthesfunny.bsky.social!!
So glad for our friendship and your film recommendations
🥰
boxd.it/u1KJa
So glad for our friendship and your film recommendations
🥰
boxd.it/u1KJa
August 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy 143rd birthday @leasthesfunny.bsky.social!!
So glad for our friendship and your film recommendations
🥰
boxd.it/u1KJa
So glad for our friendship and your film recommendations
🥰
boxd.it/u1KJa
My local community basketball stadium is now advertising itself as dildo friendly, whatever that means
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My local community basketball stadium is now advertising itself as dildo friendly, whatever that means
Timothy Olyphant’s return to the Conan O’Brien Podcast this week is an utter delight
August 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Timothy Olyphant’s return to the Conan O’Brien Podcast this week is an utter delight
I scrolled through to the last 3 pics in the Calvin Harris baby announcement Instagram Post
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I scrolled through to the last 3 pics in the Calvin Harris baby announcement Instagram Post
Forgive me this indulgence. About a 90kg difference between these two guys, and not a surgery or weight loss drug to get there (though I don’t begrudge anybody those paths, it was my own silly hang up that they felt like “cheating”). Miss the left guys awesome head of hair
July 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Forgive me this indulgence. About a 90kg difference between these two guys, and not a surgery or weight loss drug to get there (though I don’t begrudge anybody those paths, it was my own silly hang up that they felt like “cheating”). Miss the left guys awesome head of hair
Tiger Woods: (Trying to Tee Off)
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
July 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Tiger Woods: (Trying to Tee Off)
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
Me: Eldrick, Ellllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllldrick, Elllllllllll…
Tiger: 😢
David : There was a moment early in 28 Years Later where Boyle used shaky cam, and I couldn’t enjoy the rest of the picture. One star
Margaret : Oh David, you are being absolutely ridiculous!
Me : (hitting myself) It’s my fault they’re fighting!!! 😭
Margaret : Oh David, you are being absolutely ridiculous!
Me : (hitting myself) It’s my fault they’re fighting!!! 😭
July 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
David : There was a moment early in 28 Years Later where Boyle used shaky cam, and I couldn’t enjoy the rest of the picture. One star
Margaret : Oh David, you are being absolutely ridiculous!
Me : (hitting myself) It’s my fault they’re fighting!!! 😭
Margaret : Oh David, you are being absolutely ridiculous!
Me : (hitting myself) It’s my fault they’re fighting!!! 😭
As a young kid growing up in Adelaide, there was nothing more riotously funny than defacing the local radio stations ill thought out “SAFM Rocks (insert Adelaide suburb)” marketing stickers that were all over town with a black marker
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
As a young kid growing up in Adelaide, there was nothing more riotously funny than defacing the local radio stations ill thought out “SAFM Rocks (insert Adelaide suburb)” marketing stickers that were all over town with a black marker
Rewatch : The last 20 mins of this picture destroyed me all over again. Not even sure how I feel about the film as a whole (I don’t like the resolution of Aghdashloo’s arc) but I do know that whatever Ben Kingsley does in the immediacy of the final acts shooting is as good as I’ve seen. Out of tears
July 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Rewatch : The last 20 mins of this picture destroyed me all over again. Not even sure how I feel about the film as a whole (I don’t like the resolution of Aghdashloo’s arc) but I do know that whatever Ben Kingsley does in the immediacy of the final acts shooting is as good as I’ve seen. Out of tears