Cupcake Theory
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Soft chaos. Metaphors. Emotional clarity for humans who feel like batter most days. You’re not broken. You’re just mid-bake.
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Crumbs of Comfort #1
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Crumbs of Comfort #1
Welcome to the Bakery
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May 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Crumbs of Comfort #1
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Hi. I’m Mike.
This is Cupcake Theory.
It’s not a brand. It’s a metaphor.
For softness, chaos, emotional clarity, and becoming.
You’re not broken.
You’re just mid-bake.
Pull up a chair.
#cupcakes #feelingfine
This is Cupcake Theory.
It’s not a brand. It’s a metaphor.
For softness, chaos, emotional clarity, and becoming.
You’re not broken.
You’re just mid-bake.
Pull up a chair.
#cupcakes #feelingfine
May 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Hi. I’m Mike.
This is Cupcake Theory.
It’s not a brand. It’s a metaphor.
For softness, chaos, emotional clarity, and becoming.
You’re not broken.
You’re just mid-bake.
Pull up a chair.
#cupcakes #feelingfine
This is Cupcake Theory.
It’s not a brand. It’s a metaphor.
For softness, chaos, emotional clarity, and becoming.
You’re not broken.
You’re just mid-bake.
Pull up a chair.
#cupcakes #feelingfine
Proud Dad moment. My son and step daughter are graduating from high school today.
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Proud Dad moment. My son and step daughter are graduating from high school today.
Hey cupcakes, this week has been crazy. My wife and I have 2 kids graduating next week and we have been going to last concerts and award events. I wanted to really launch the brand this week. But that's how the theory goes, we're batter now and we will do the frosting thing next week!
May 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hey cupcakes, this week has been crazy. My wife and I have 2 kids graduating next week and we have been going to last concerts and award events. I wanted to really launch the brand this week. But that's how the theory goes, we're batter now and we will do the frosting thing next week!
I did a thing today. I ordered a sticker and a shirt. I put it on my car. I'm pretty happy about it.
May 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I did a thing today. I ordered a sticker and a shirt. I put it on my car. I'm pretty happy about it.
It's a Muffin Day, And That's OK!
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May 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Most moms care. Most moms try.
It’s not always perfect, but it’s usually heartfelt.
Call your mom today.
Then call her tomorrow, too just because.
That unexpected love might make her feel like a fully frosted cupcake.
#CupcakeTheory #MothersDay #GreatNoMatterTheBatter
It’s not always perfect, but it’s usually heartfelt.
Call your mom today.
Then call her tomorrow, too just because.
That unexpected love might make her feel like a fully frosted cupcake.
#CupcakeTheory #MothersDay #GreatNoMatterTheBatter
May 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Most moms care. Most moms try.
It’s not always perfect, but it’s usually heartfelt.
Call your mom today.
Then call her tomorrow, too just because.
That unexpected love might make her feel like a fully frosted cupcake.
#CupcakeTheory #MothersDay #GreatNoMatterTheBatter
It’s not always perfect, but it’s usually heartfelt.
Call your mom today.
Then call her tomorrow, too just because.
That unexpected love might make her feel like a fully frosted cupcake.
#CupcakeTheory #MothersDay #GreatNoMatterTheBatter
Good morning cupcakes!
Just a quick reminder, no one, even you, should expect you to be a cupcake all the time. You're allowed to be a muffin or even ingredients. You get to be to in whatever state you are. That's the beauty of cupcake theory, you're great no matter the batter!
Just a quick reminder, no one, even you, should expect you to be a cupcake all the time. You're allowed to be a muffin or even ingredients. You get to be to in whatever state you are. That's the beauty of cupcake theory, you're great no matter the batter!
May 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Good morning cupcakes!
Just a quick reminder, no one, even you, should expect you to be a cupcake all the time. You're allowed to be a muffin or even ingredients. You get to be to in whatever state you are. That's the beauty of cupcake theory, you're great no matter the batter!
Just a quick reminder, no one, even you, should expect you to be a cupcake all the time. You're allowed to be a muffin or even ingredients. You get to be to in whatever state you are. That's the beauty of cupcake theory, you're great no matter the batter!
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You can have your own Cupcake Theory PDF it's free or worth however much you want to pay. Click the link to get it!
You can have your own Cupcake Theory PDF it's free or worth however much you want to pay. Click the link to get it!
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A cozy guide for anyone who feels like batter more than a cupcake. You’re not broken—you’re just mid-bake
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May 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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You can have your own Cupcake Theory PDF it's free or worth however much you want to pay. Click the link to get it!
You can have your own Cupcake Theory PDF it's free or worth however much you want to pay. Click the link to get it!
Hey cupcakes, just remember even if you feel like you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, you are still cupcakes. You might not have frosting and sprinkles, and that's ok. People like muffins, batter, even eggs. Remember, you're great no matter the batter.
May 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey cupcakes, just remember even if you feel like you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, you are still cupcakes. You might not have frosting and sprinkles, and that's ok. People like muffins, batter, even eggs. Remember, you're great no matter the batter.
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May 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Welcome to Cupcake Theory. It’s okay to be soft here.
I write about emotional clarity, burnout recovery, and creative chaos through cupcakes, metaphors, and Zenergy.
Follow if you need reminders that you're not broken—you're just in the oven.
I write about emotional clarity, burnout recovery, and creative chaos through cupcakes, metaphors, and Zenergy.
Follow if you need reminders that you're not broken—you're just in the oven.
May 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Welcome to Cupcake Theory. It’s okay to be soft here.
I write about emotional clarity, burnout recovery, and creative chaos through cupcakes, metaphors, and Zenergy.
Follow if you need reminders that you're not broken—you're just in the oven.
I write about emotional clarity, burnout recovery, and creative chaos through cupcakes, metaphors, and Zenergy.
Follow if you need reminders that you're not broken—you're just in the oven.