Leann Bey
@leannbey.bsky.social
Social media girlie, writer — leannbey.com
I act like I'm fine but deep
Down I'm missing the grinch like a mf right now :(
Down I'm missing the grinch like a mf right now :(
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I act like I'm fine but deep
Down I'm missing the grinch like a mf right now :(
Down I'm missing the grinch like a mf right now :(
Sending each other Streak freezes on Duolingo is community care
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sending each other Streak freezes on Duolingo is community care
Had a nightmare that I picked up the tab for a brunch in Fishtown, Philadelphia, that costed 525$ for two people
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Had a nightmare that I picked up the tab for a brunch in Fishtown, Philadelphia, that costed 525$ for two people
Explaining to my 80 y/o father-in-law why he needs to stop asking ChatGPT stupid questions so that his future grandchildren can have clean water 🫥
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Explaining to my 80 y/o father-in-law why he needs to stop asking ChatGPT stupid questions so that his future grandchildren can have clean water 🫥
Nonverbal at the function but still happy to be involved 😃
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Nonverbal at the function but still happy to be involved 😃
Me:
Body dysmorphia: you're built like this btw
Body dysmorphia: you're built like this btw
August 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me:
Body dysmorphia: you're built like this btw
Body dysmorphia: you're built like this btw
Do fruit flies sleep?
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Do fruit flies sleep?
WHY would I want to SHARE MY
LOCATION with a store that sells backpacks? Or lamps? Or literally any store ever!!!!!!!!! Stop asking omfg
LOCATION with a store that sells backpacks? Or lamps? Or literally any store ever!!!!!!!!! Stop asking omfg
August 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
WHY would I want to SHARE MY
LOCATION with a store that sells backpacks? Or lamps? Or literally any store ever!!!!!!!!! Stop asking omfg
LOCATION with a store that sells backpacks? Or lamps? Or literally any store ever!!!!!!!!! Stop asking omfg
The Dare 🤝 Zohran Mamdani
Committed to wearing that suit even when it's 100 degrees in NYC
Committed to wearing that suit even when it's 100 degrees in NYC
August 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Dare 🤝 Zohran Mamdani
Committed to wearing that suit even when it's 100 degrees in NYC
Committed to wearing that suit even when it's 100 degrees in NYC
"Lotta mk.gee in the queue tonight you guys...sorry it's my birthday"
- my husband
- my husband
June 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"Lotta mk.gee in the queue tonight you guys...sorry it's my birthday"
- my husband
- my husband
Finished breakfast today and felt a vague sense of longing and sadness (coffee, I forgot to make myself coffee)
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finished breakfast today and felt a vague sense of longing and sadness (coffee, I forgot to make myself coffee)
I'm eating rye bread that is so fresh and moist it doesn't need to be toasted
May 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm eating rye bread that is so fresh and moist it doesn't need to be toasted
Hey don’t tell anyone but I'm fully faking it until I make it
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey don’t tell anyone but I'm fully faking it until I make it
I may seem fine but deep down I really wanna catch a trout
April 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I may seem fine but deep down I really wanna catch a trout
Reposted by Leann Bey
a surprise haiku
coming when you least expect
serving no purpose
coming when you least expect
serving no purpose
April 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
a surprise haiku
coming when you least expect
serving no purpose
coming when you least expect
serving no purpose
I've said this before and I'll say it again -- truly, TRULY, do NOT hit me up on a Sunday. I'm not religious, but just pretend that I am and act accordingly. The Lord said no working, no making moves, NOTHING.
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I've said this before and I'll say it again -- truly, TRULY, do NOT hit me up on a Sunday. I'm not religious, but just pretend that I am and act accordingly. The Lord said no working, no making moves, NOTHING.
The worst people I've ever known in my life doing the ghibli ai thing
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The worst people I've ever known in my life doing the ghibli ai thing
Reposted by Leann Bey
Poster for Asbury Park’s annual beach badge fundraiser! Help local families who cannot afford badges have safe access to the beach 🏖️ 💛
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Poster for Asbury Park’s annual beach badge fundraiser! Help local families who cannot afford badges have safe access to the beach 🏖️ 💛
Pretending I don’t care about my website so Squarespace won't smell my fear
March 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pretending I don’t care about my website so Squarespace won't smell my fear
My husband is thoroughly entertained by the fact that tomorrow I have an early morning GYNO apt and then immediately after I'm going to an indoor water park 🤪
March 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My husband is thoroughly entertained by the fact that tomorrow I have an early morning GYNO apt and then immediately after I'm going to an indoor water park 🤪
If I see you microwaving plastic in your IG cooking reel I'm scrolling away asap
March 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If I see you microwaving plastic in your IG cooking reel I'm scrolling away asap
I think I'm finally ready to leave twitter for real.......I hope my 30 followers on here are ready to get blasted by my most unimportant thoughts
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think I'm finally ready to leave twitter for real.......I hope my 30 followers on here are ready to get blasted by my most unimportant thoughts
Instagram Reels audios are always a contemporary song mashed up with "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac
March 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Instagram Reels audios are always a contemporary song mashed up with "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac
Elon is built like Graham, who is (ironically) the simulation of a human that has been adapted to survive car crashes
March 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon is built like Graham, who is (ironically) the simulation of a human that has been adapted to survive car crashes