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Leann Bey
@leannbey.bsky.social
Social media girlie, writer — leannbey.com
I act like I'm fine but deep
Down I'm missing the grinch like a mf right now :(
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sending each other Streak freezes on Duolingo is community care
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Had a nightmare that I picked up the tab for a brunch in Fishtown, Philadelphia, that costed 525$ for two people
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Explaining to my 80 y/o father-in-law why he needs to stop asking ChatGPT stupid questions so that his future grandchildren can have clean water 🫥
October 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Nonverbal at the function but still happy to be involved 😃
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me:

Body dysmorphia: you're built like this btw
August 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Do fruit flies sleep?
August 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
WHY would I want to SHARE MY
LOCATION with a store that sells backpacks? Or lamps? Or literally any store ever!!!!!!!!! Stop asking omfg
August 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Dare 🤝 Zohran Mamdani

Committed to wearing that suit even when it's 100 degrees in NYC
August 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Lotta mk.gee in the queue tonight you guys...sorry it's my birthday"

- my husband
June 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Finished breakfast today and felt a vague sense of longing and sadness (coffee, I forgot to make myself coffee)
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I'm eating rye bread that is so fresh and moist it doesn't need to be toasted
May 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hey don’t tell anyone but I'm fully faking it until I make it
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I may seem fine but deep down I really wanna catch a trout
April 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Expert marketing
April 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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a surprise haiku
coming when you least expect
serving no purpose
April 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I've said this before and I'll say it again -- truly, TRULY, do NOT hit me up on a Sunday. I'm not religious, but just pretend that I am and act accordingly. The Lord said no working, no making moves, NOTHING.
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The worst people I've ever known in my life doing the ghibli ai thing
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Poster for Asbury Park’s annual beach badge fundraiser! Help local families who cannot afford badges have safe access to the beach 🏖️ 💛
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Pretending I don’t care about my website so Squarespace won't smell my fear
March 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My husband is thoroughly entertained by the fact that tomorrow I have an early morning GYNO apt and then immediately after I'm going to an indoor water park 🤪
March 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If I see you microwaving plastic in your IG cooking reel I'm scrolling away asap
March 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think I'm finally ready to leave twitter for real.......I hope my 30 followers on here are ready to get blasted by my most unimportant thoughts
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Instagram Reels audios are always a contemporary song mashed up with "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac
March 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Elon is built like Graham, who is (ironically) the simulation of a human that has been adapted to survive car crashes
March 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM