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leaherbe.bsky.social
Leah is fine
@leaherbe.bsky.social
She/her. Mostly cat pics. Views expressed do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer or my mother. Calligrapher, smartass, horror fan, work in arts support.
Quick, before this passes, what other symbols can we “make gay”? The little bathroom men and women? The check mark? The entire colour green? Elmo’s precious letter X??
February 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Too much? Not enough? I feel like not enough (Don’t tell me about how nobody reads these, I just needed to say it apparently)
February 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[New Yawk voice] Would you look at this lousy pair of bums
February 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Will, the Orange Cat [plays with curtains]: RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS

Me [closes curtains] not now, I’m getting dressed

Will [bats curtains open]: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

Me: that song is NOT about flashing your neighbours

Will [sprawled on back in sunlight]: TODAY IIS WHERE YOUR BOOK BEGIIINS
November 2, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Just where the Wild Wings was
There’s a club, sounds like they’re strippin’
Ooh
Ooh, Baby’s
Ooh
August 28, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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imagine how good it would feel to have your whole body taken apart, have each piece carefully cleaned, and then be put back together. powerwash my skeleton in the driveway. lay all the parts out to dry on a towel in the sun. oil all the hinges while you're at it
May 26, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Last night was the SECOND time that we realized “hey, the lead actor of this show we’re watching was the space monkey in the back seat during the car crash in Fight Club!”

An *extremely* specific realization (also, as the husband points out, mathematically very unlikely to happen a third time).
December 27, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Heading to Rocky Horror tonight so I thought I’d see what was in my prop purse from when I was Janet in the shadow cast. As you can see, it’s been a *while*
October 28, 2023 at 8:47 PM
About to watch the last movie at Toronto After Dark. The films have been excellent and the vibe is amazing. I’ve been spoiled for regular movies 🖤🎃
October 23, 2023 at 1:16 AM
My mom’s getting into graffiti, apparently
October 21, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Jack is ready for spooky season!
October 7, 2023 at 8:25 PM
🎶 glistening white
Triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato juice 🎶

🎶 I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang 🎶
October 6, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Got to the healthcare protest with my shirt and my sign and was immediately out-clevered by a woman whose shirt just says “DOUG FORD HATES YOU”. It’s a good crowd here today.
September 25, 2023 at 4:53 PM
I called Jack a liar for begging for dinner when he’s already been fed, and now he’s sulking
September 21, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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September 20, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Update: AAAAAAH DETHKLOK WAS SO GOOD, YOU GUYS
September 19, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Heading out to Babymetal and Dethklok! I’m not much of a metalhead, but 1) I love goth-watching and 2) I am always ready for an ✨adventure✨
September 18, 2023 at 10:18 PM
BoxWatch 2023: the situation continues to deteriorate
August 28, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Update on Jack’s favourite box: The Unthinkable Has Occurred
August 26, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Also. Jack is not much of a cuddly guy, but everything hurts and I wanted moral support. So I put a box on the bed and waited, and it worked!
August 24, 2023 at 12:13 AM
I am back from the hospital and I have an announcement to make

DO NOT TRUST STAIRS

that is all
August 24, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Me: *sneaks silently out of bed and tiptoes downstairs for a stealthy midnight snack*

*small frustrated noises*

“MIIIIKE CAN YOU COME OPEN THIS JAR FOR MEEEEE”
August 21, 2023 at 5:49 AM
Cat showed up in exhibit #1 whining the saddest starvation whine you’ve ever heard, so I gave him lunch. Exhibit #2 was taken TWO HOURS LATER, same tiny starvation whine. Poor little guy, clearly wasting away 🙄
August 20, 2023 at 8:48 PM
I didn’t get great photos of these, but here’s a peek at some place cards I did for a wedding last weekend - the couple liked the bouncy, fun modern style which helped liven up the navy colour scheme!
August 17, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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I had to set up my drying rack in my creepy basement because it’s the only place with a door to keep the cat from climbing on my clothes and wrecking them. So far none of my T-shirts have come out haunted, but that doesn’t stop me from hoping 🤞
August 10, 2023 at 1:31 PM