Me [closes curtains] not now, I’m getting dressed
Will [bats curtains open]: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
Me: that song is NOT about flashing your neighbours
Will [sprawled on back in sunlight]: TODAY IIS WHERE YOUR BOOK BEGIIINS
Me [closes curtains] not now, I’m getting dressed
Will [bats curtains open]: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
Me: that song is NOT about flashing your neighbours
Will [sprawled on back in sunlight]: TODAY IIS WHERE YOUR BOOK BEGIIINS
There’s a club, sounds like they’re strippin’
Ooh
Ooh, Baby’s
Ooh
There’s a club, sounds like they’re strippin’
Ooh
Ooh, Baby’s
Ooh
An *extremely* specific realization (also, as the husband points out, mathematically very unlikely to happen a third time).
An *extremely* specific realization (also, as the husband points out, mathematically very unlikely to happen a third time).
Triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato juice 🎶
🎶 I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang 🎶
Triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato juice 🎶
🎶 I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang 🎶
DO NOT TRUST STAIRS
that is all
DO NOT TRUST STAIRS
that is all
*small frustrated noises*
“MIIIIKE CAN YOU COME OPEN THIS JAR FOR MEEEEE”
*small frustrated noises*
“MIIIIKE CAN YOU COME OPEN THIS JAR FOR MEEEEE”