Anarchic Squid
@leahanelson.bsky.social
Knower of things about Alabama, public finance as related to mass criminalization, fines and fees, healthcare access. Chair of the Praline Matzo Committee. Actively fearful of the Mariana Trench.
It is possible for Americans to be able to buy more stuff than ever before but for the country not to be in a time of prosperity. If “wellbeing” is part of the definition— and it is — wellbeing is scarce right now, and flagrant inequity and signs of decline are highly visible. 2/
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is possible for Americans to be able to buy more stuff than ever before but for the country not to be in a time of prosperity. If “wellbeing” is part of the definition— and it is — wellbeing is scarce right now, and flagrant inequity and signs of decline are highly visible. 2/
TL cleanse: my 3rd grader drew a rooster
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
TL cleanse: my 3rd grader drew a rooster
Ok but for those of us existing on the fumes of the NYC mayoral election …. IS IT GOOD??!! me and the other expats are doing a watch party and I made Mamdonuts* so please don’t disappoint us!!!!
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November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ok but for those of us existing on the fumes of the NYC mayoral election …. IS IT GOOD??!! me and the other expats are doing a watch party and I made Mamdonuts* so please don’t disappoint us!!!!
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A couple times a year I google “cook a rutabaga how” and today is one of those
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
A couple times a year I google “cook a rutabaga how” and today is one of those
Tell me your school system is critically underfunded without telling me your schools system is critically underfunded challenge
November 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Tell me your school system is critically underfunded without telling me your schools system is critically underfunded challenge
Greetings from Spectre, Ala. 🎣
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Greetings from Spectre, Ala. 🎣
On the one hand, Sen. Tommy Tuberville; on the other, extremely cheap car camping on the island which was the setting for the fictitious town of Spectre in Tim Burton’s Big Fish and the island is now inhabited by goats
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
On the one hand, Sen. Tommy Tuberville; on the other, extremely cheap car camping on the island which was the setting for the fictitious town of Spectre in Tim Burton’s Big Fish and the island is now inhabited by goats
*Coexist bumper sticker font*
I ❤️ NY
I ❤️ NY
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*Coexist bumper sticker font*
I ❤️ NY
I ❤️ NY
Is this the rowhouse
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Is this the rowhouse
The downside (?) of marrying me is I won’t take your last name but the upside is I consider this a simple no fuss Sunday dinner that I might even do on a weeknight:
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The downside (?) of marrying me is I won’t take your last name but the upside is I consider this a simple no fuss Sunday dinner that I might even do on a weeknight:
Comments sections of @nytimes.com Cooking has easily the best vibes on the internet
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Comments sections of @nytimes.com Cooking has easily the best vibes on the internet
Whatever, I am Wednesday Addams’s cousin who doesn’t have time for elaborate hair, ok?
October 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whatever, I am Wednesday Addams’s cousin who doesn’t have time for elaborate hair, ok?
Hey what’s up finally got committee my assignment on the international Jewish conspiracy and it’s a good one
October 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hey what’s up finally got committee my assignment on the international Jewish conspiracy and it’s a good one
Ok #Jewsky help me out — a friend sent me this, from an Athens, Alabama Buc-ees. What do we think the L-shaped blue thing and the cow thing are? Hanukkah stockings? Shofar cosy?
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ok #Jewsky help me out — a friend sent me this, from an Athens, Alabama Buc-ees. What do we think the L-shaped blue thing and the cow thing are? Hanukkah stockings? Shofar cosy?
Fall has fallen 🍁
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Fall has fallen 🍁
I was just mourning the death of the me who, regardless of my revulsion toward Israel, thought first of friends there on Oct 7, 2023. I can’t feel relief today, knowing what I know about the toll on Palestinians. But I’m human enough to be disgusted by this from the VP of the United States.
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I was just mourning the death of the me who, regardless of my revulsion toward Israel, thought first of friends there on Oct 7, 2023. I can’t feel relief today, knowing what I know about the toll on Palestinians. But I’m human enough to be disgusted by this from the VP of the United States.
Cri de coeur, third grade music teacher edition
October 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Cri de coeur, third grade music teacher edition
By which I mean!!
October 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
By which I mean!!
Timeline refresh
October 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Timeline refresh
I texted back and said he could say he was resigning. I am not holding my breath.
October 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I texted back and said he could say he was resigning. I am not holding my breath.
Post you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Post you from a different era
There’s a code section for that! Sorry for the screenshot—I’m away from my desk—but literally Alabama lawmakers excused themselves permanently from having to consider the cost of punishment
September 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
There’s a code section for that! Sorry for the screenshot—I’m away from my desk—but literally Alabama lawmakers excused themselves permanently from having to consider the cost of punishment
No words for the amount of delight this cardigan of Old Navy Kids is bringing me
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No words for the amount of delight this cardigan of Old Navy Kids is bringing me