As a knitter, sewist, and fountain pen nerd, the de minimus removal is really hitting hard

No cups but the coasters are cute

What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like the damaged voice box of a robot dog programmed only to kill, shortly before it realizes it can change its ways through the love of a tomboy named Coop, in a 1985 film described by Gene Siskel as “sub-Spielbergian pablum”

What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like the first half second of a sound file of a new associate at a private equity firm puking in the bathroom of an upper suite at Ashe after winning a competition for who could drink the most honey deuces

- coked up finance bros: about 3 matches
- more detail and intrigue on the leadership plans at the USTA after Stacey Allaster retires than I should know as a rando, as described by a staffer: 1

Y’all still here? Or will you be later this week?

Yeah they need to be more like fountain pen people, who are aghast at my preference for double broads and architect nibs but are cool about it

You know, it’s important to figure out what haircuts absolutely do not work for you