Last night’s women’s semis were such amazing displays of tennis.

After hearing about how other sports went down last night, I’m also grateful that they didn’t involve any spitting-related intrigue.

They are serving honey deuces at the LGA Amex Centurion Lounge

Saw someone in Ashe this morning pay $4.4k for US Open tix with the same energy I had when buying Adidas sneakers on sale from Nordstrom Rack’s website

Louie GA overflow 10 mins ago (from a friend, I bailed on Carlos after the first set and am camped for the forseeable)

A top hobby while we’re at the Open: telling my partner how much peoples’ outfits cost

Started my day by being in the same elevator as Zina Garrison, may the good vibes continue

What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like a seal with emphysema

Felix I am begging you please just keep holding

Been at the U.S. Open for two days now. Here’s the rundown of what I’ve overheard from men who can’t regulate their voices:
- mansplaining / sub-Pat McEnroe color commentary: every match except Osaka / Kasatkina
-incorrect mansplaining: half of the above

The deuce-bags are starting to yell more during points at Ashe

U.S. Open fashion report: two Boden tennis racquet print dresses spotted before I got to Armstrong

A question I asked in earnest today: is Donna Vekic the Jay Cutler of tennis?

Ugh fine, a tennis-specific bluesky account