L.D. Burnett
@ldburnett.bsky.social
born and raised and flourishing in California’s Great Central Valley
“come explore how the plagiarized plagiarism tool that fabricates evidence can enhance your teaching!”
historians, what are we even doing here?
first @historians.org, now @oah.org, with this dreck — absolutely grotesque
historians, what are we even doing here?
first @historians.org, now @oah.org, with this dreck — absolutely grotesque
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“come explore how the plagiarized plagiarism tool that fabricates evidence can enhance your teaching!”
historians, what are we even doing here?
first @historians.org, now @oah.org, with this dreck — absolutely grotesque
historians, what are we even doing here?
first @historians.org, now @oah.org, with this dreck — absolutely grotesque
I was here. It was amazing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was here. It was amazing.
someone please alert the NYT to the relative geography of Dallas and Houston
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
someone please alert the NYT to the relative geography of Dallas and Houston
enjoying the Merced Symphony in concert alongside student musicians at @ucmerced.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
enjoying the Merced Symphony in concert alongside student musicians at @ucmerced.bsky.social
another one of those new / newly active accounts
you know what to do!
you know what to do!
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
another one of those new / newly active accounts
you know what to do!
you know what to do!
here’s an account to add to blocklists
October 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
here’s an account to add to blocklists
the only goal of posting something like this is to gin up conflict, chaos, exasperation
don’t be played by numpty nyms
don’t be played by numpty nyms
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the only goal of posting something like this is to gin up conflict, chaos, exasperation
don’t be played by numpty nyms
don’t be played by numpty nyms
the algorithm has spoken
September 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
the algorithm has spoken
Blue and Gold day at @ucmerced.bsky.social was a little bit soggy today, but the incoming freshmen are spirited nonetheless! welcome to Merced, where it NEVER rains like this in August!
August 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Blue and Gold day at @ucmerced.bsky.social was a little bit soggy today, but the incoming freshmen are spirited nonetheless! welcome to Merced, where it NEVER rains like this in August!
reminds me of this book i had as a kid
August 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
reminds me of this book i had as a kid
Do not speak to me of the deep magic; I was wielding semicolons before the world wide web was born.
May 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do not speak to me of the deep magic; I was wielding semicolons before the world wide web was born.
putting fresh dill in my caprese salad like a libertine
May 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
putting fresh dill in my caprese salad like a libertine
of course, the real payoff for making the roast chicken is getting to make the chicken stock.
May 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
of course, the real payoff for making the roast chicken is getting to make the chicken stock.
don't nobody tell my grandma i made black eyed peas in the Instant Pot
May 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
don't nobody tell my grandma i made black eyed peas in the Instant Pot
J.D. Vance murdered the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
J.D. Vance murdered the Pope.
this headline dazzles
April 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this headline dazzles
just $15.03 for all this, and only because I bought the fancy potatoes. if you aren't shopping at your local Mexican grocery store, what are you even doing?
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
just $15.03 for all this, and only because I bought the fancy potatoes. if you aren't shopping at your local Mexican grocery store, what are you even doing?
I am always so happy when American offers the beef short ribs. It's really good! Fork tender and flavorful
March 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I am always so happy when American offers the beef short ribs. It's really good! Fork tender and flavorful
the *only* way i managed to escape Brattle Book Shop today with a tab of less than $100 was to skip the rare books on the third floor.
something to look forward to next time.
something to look forward to next time.
March 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the *only* way i managed to escape Brattle Book Shop today with a tab of less than $100 was to skip the rare books on the third floor.
something to look forward to next time.
something to look forward to next time.
blurry low-light photo showing that TWO of my fellow passengers are completely ignoring repeated requests by flight attendants to stow their laptops for landing. as if planes aren't flopping upside down on or skidding off runways these days! don't wanna be whacked by your Mac!
March 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
blurry low-light photo showing that TWO of my fellow passengers are completely ignoring repeated requests by flight attendants to stow their laptops for landing. as if planes aren't flopping upside down on or skidding off runways these days! don't wanna be whacked by your Mac!
a view of the risen moon from 31,000 feet
March 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
a view of the risen moon from 31,000 feet