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ldacker.bsky.social
@ldacker.bsky.social
Yep. The boy ain’t bright.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My dumbass neighbor has a leaf blower out for the snow. It’s still snowing. It’s going to inspire my other dumbass neighbor to breakout his stupid snow blower.
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
IN SHALLOW | She’s dead, you are talking to a computer.
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kids love it when adult bigots start clubs in their schools. I kinda feel bad for the shittily raised kids that are going to be ostracized for joining the incel club.
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We think it’s late 60’s, but I haven’t found another one like it. My dad rides it around town in the summer.
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jack and Jil has 2 sinks to pee in and one for handwashing, genius. Sliding glass door ceiling!
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sell the goods and not be threatened with the guillotine is good business.
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“When I was growing up a turnover on downs brought shame and ridicule to a team, no dishonor in punting it”, I say to myself, alone in my living room. Alone because I don’t just hand out participation trophies in this house!
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump also said he doesn’t know which part of his own body, that he lives in every day, was the focus of an MRI. Dude has shit for brains, any quotes from him are made of shit. You’re covering your news org in shit when you quote him.
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m 47, you will be fine. Enjoy.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Dang I miss the PNW and it’s kind people. I’m out there a couple times a year visiting fam, might have to set aside Black Pie day next time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is really something to be proud of! It’s bringing me joy just reading about it! You get a hearty “hell yeah!”
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I found it to be a very measured and astute observation. Well within the bounds of established decorum.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Starting to question which cartel Trump is working with.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The heart better be healthy! If so, enjoy!
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fuck yeah Buzz!
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Excuse Me While I Felch

A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.

by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“Hey groik what’s a good way to get a dick drawn on my face when I pass out at a party?”
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
“Hey grok what’s something I can do to get the shit kicked out of me at a party?”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Best one yet.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ocean Pizza in NL
Golden Pizza in Preston
Asylum pizza, Great Oak pizza in Norwich
Pizza palace in Groton
All good Greek pizza.
I prefer it well done.
Pepe’s has a location at Mohegan sun for New Haven pie.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My FIL, a Greek, opened his first pizza house in 1962 in Gales ferry CT. He would give out free beers to the folks waiting in line for their orders.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM