exspearmint
@lculton.bsky.social
poet (on hiatus), baseball bat craftsman. delighted by the surreal, perplexing, and the absurd.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity, etc.
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity, etc.
John, do you write poetry? If not, I think you should. If you do, I'd read it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
John, do you write poetry? If not, I think you should. If you do, I'd read it.
thrown out on the basepath like a Nootbaar
September 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
thrown out on the basepath like a Nootbaar
they're doing this to block healthcare reform
September 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
they're doing this to block healthcare reform
a wenis for each finger
August 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
a wenis for each finger
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, I'm gonna go shave, too.
May 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, I'm gonna go shave, too.
"This jacket is dry-clean only, which means... it's dirty!"
May 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"This jacket is dry-clean only, which means... it's dirty!"
These remind me of my mfa thesis defense
April 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
These remind me of my mfa thesis defense
I'm with you, I was just wondering about the reason too
April 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm with you, I was just wondering about the reason too
I was busy and not able to give my full attention to the first inning, but I thought I heard the broadcast team talking about his numbers third time through the order
April 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I was busy and not able to give my full attention to the first inning, but I thought I heard the broadcast team talking about his numbers third time through the order
And as has been said, not wanting to push him if he's not recovering as well
April 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
And as has been said, not wanting to push him if he's not recovering as well
I think it was simply a times through the order thing
April 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I think it was simply a times through the order thing
Maximum legal barrel diameter is 2.61". I'd say most players use 33.5" bats, but they could be switching to shorter models. Most "traditional" bats in use in recent years are more compact, especially if made from maple, with max barrel diameters in the 2.4"-2.48" range.
March 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maximum legal barrel diameter is 2.61". I'd say most players use 33.5" bats, but they could be switching to shorter models. Most "traditional" bats in use in recent years are more compact, especially if made from maple, with max barrel diameters in the 2.4"-2.48" range.
Willson Contreras goat confirmed
March 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Willson Contreras goat confirmed
More importantly, I'm planning on making a bat like this for myself so I can finally become MVP of my local men's league this summer. Will get back to you on that.
March 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
More importantly, I'm planning on making a bat like this for myself so I can finally become MVP of my local men's league this summer. Will get back to you on that.