exspearmint
@lculton.bsky.social
poet (on hiatus), baseball bat craftsman. delighted by the surreal, perplexing, and the absurd.
Advil ice cream when
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Advil ice cream when
How to Drain your Tragon
July 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How to Drain your Tragon
"I don't wanna live in the modern world"
June 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"I don't wanna live in the modern world"
navigating a marvelous world (walking from bedroom to the kitchen)
February 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
navigating a marvelous world (walking from bedroom to the kitchen)
frigh huctose sorn cyrup?
February 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
frigh huctose sorn cyrup?
Rockefeller? I hardly know the guy!
January 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rockefeller? I hardly know the guy!
It’s once again the year of the egg
January 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s once again the year of the egg
the republic for widget stans
December 16, 2024 at 6:39 PM
the republic for widget stans
Rate times time makes the heart grow fonder.
December 13, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Rate times time makes the heart grow fonder.
"caught slowly, like ancient, staring mammals, figuring out the double-cross within the terrible progress of a glacier."
December 12, 2024 at 7:08 AM
"caught slowly, like ancient, staring mammals, figuring out the double-cross within the terrible progress of a glacier."
Be here or be a sphere
December 12, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Be here or be a sphere
This brain intentionally left blank
December 12, 2024 at 7:04 AM
This brain intentionally left blank
“In the gray unweeded sky of our earth”
December 8, 2024 at 7:52 AM
“In the gray unweeded sky of our earth”
“Stole everything like a miracle.”
December 8, 2024 at 7:43 AM
“Stole everything like a miracle.”
"Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding"
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 PM
"Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding"
momentarily understanding the calming power within the concept of the proto-frog
December 3, 2024 at 8:50 PM
momentarily understanding the calming power within the concept of the proto-frog
"I have wasted my life"
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 AM
"I have wasted my life"
Damn, I just lost the game
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Damn, I just lost the game
Behold, every conceivable color in just two crayons:
November 21, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Behold, every conceivable color in just two crayons:
"how could I make room in this crypt for another sorrow"
November 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
"how could I make room in this crypt for another sorrow"
Why hide from the truth? Let us bathe in its cleansing light. Hot dog water is a broth.
November 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Why hide from the truth? Let us bathe in its cleansing light. Hot dog water is a broth.
"Eaves weep new icicles after a freak heat stole the old."
November 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
"Eaves weep new icicles after a freak heat stole the old."