Jeff F Hephaestus
@lcplfalco.bsky.social
Musician & speedrunner, moderator for the Sims 3 & South Park leaderboards on SRC. Terminally offline. Avatar by @achbutterflyboi.bsky.social
"Have Seth MacFarlane killed"
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Have Seth MacFarlane killed"
This was another one.
February 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This was another one.
Us
& them
& after all
& them
& after all
February 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Us
& them
& after all
& them
& after all
How Americans sound when they try to pronounce the word "Herbs"
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
How Americans sound when they try to pronounce the word "Herbs"
Throwback to when I made this back in 2014 while I was studying media at College.
Of all the places I could have posted this, I didn't post it anywhere, not even on "the platform formerly known as Twitter".
Of all the places I could have posted this, I didn't post it anywhere, not even on "the platform formerly known as Twitter".
January 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Throwback to when I made this back in 2014 while I was studying media at College.
Of all the places I could have posted this, I didn't post it anywhere, not even on "the platform formerly known as Twitter".
Of all the places I could have posted this, I didn't post it anywhere, not even on "the platform formerly known as Twitter".
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 11:52 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
STOLAS CAT.
STOLAS CAT.
STOLAS CAT.
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 PM
STOLAS CAT.
STOLAS CAT.
STOLAS CAT.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,211,809!
September 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,211,809!
Since I can post videos now, here's one I took from when I saw Swans last year.
September 15, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Since I can post videos now, here's one I took from when I saw Swans last year.
These YouTubers who reek of TikTok & Vine energy are putting asterisks in words in their thumbnails that aren't even remotely tabboo because they're chicken shit scared that their videos aren't going to be put in peoples reccommended if they don't.
& then this video appears in my feed.
& then this video appears in my feed.
August 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
These YouTubers who reek of TikTok & Vine energy are putting asterisks in words in their thumbnails that aren't even remotely tabboo because they're chicken shit scared that their videos aren't going to be put in peoples reccommended if they don't.
& then this video appears in my feed.
& then this video appears in my feed.
This is the third time I've gotten sick within the space of 3-4 months.
June 23, 2024 at 11:26 AM
This is the third time I've gotten sick within the space of 3-4 months.
Instead of giving artists their fair share of money from streams, Spotify decides to do this shit
March 16, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Instead of giving artists their fair share of money from streams, Spotify decides to do this shit
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?
LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?
LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
November 9, 2023 at 12:42 PM
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?
LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
AT THIS TIME OF DAY?
IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY?
LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
This water is the queen's tits
November 6, 2023 at 6:19 PM
This water is the queen's tits
Re: The most recent episode oof Helluva Boss
Fizz communicating with a deaf fan via sign language did tug at my heartstrings, can confirm
Fizz communicating with a deaf fan via sign language did tug at my heartstrings, can confirm
October 30, 2023 at 12:53 PM
Re: The most recent episode oof Helluva Boss
Fizz communicating with a deaf fan via sign language did tug at my heartstrings, can confirm
Fizz communicating with a deaf fan via sign language did tug at my heartstrings, can confirm