Jeff F Hephaestus
@lcplfalco.bsky.social
Musician & speedrunner, moderator for the Sims 3 & South Park leaderboards on SRC. Terminally offline. Avatar by @achbutterflyboi.bsky.social
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Movie: Pokémon the Movie 2000
Language: English
Country: United States
Language: English
Country: United States
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Movie: Pokémon the Movie 2000
Language: English
Country: United States
Language: English
Country: United States
Can established & (once) highly respected members of the speedrunning community NOT turn out to be sex pests for FIVE MINUTES?
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Can established & (once) highly respected members of the speedrunning community NOT turn out to be sex pests for FIVE MINUTES?
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heard the news about trump blowing clinton, call that "The Gulp of America"
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
heard the news about trump blowing clinton, call that "The Gulp of America"
"Welcome to the Black Parade" is our generation's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Welcome to the Black Parade" is our generation's "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Good to know where the next season of Total Drama is taking place
yet another unsurprising person giving into the pull of unlimited saudi money lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Good to know where the next season of Total Drama is taking place
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November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just wonder how much money billionaires wasted on Andrew Cuomo. Show me them figures!
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I just wonder how much money billionaires wasted on Andrew Cuomo. Show me them figures!
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Friday the 13th (2011)
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Friday the 13th (2011)
The nonce formerlly known as "Prince"
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The nonce formerlly known as "Prince"
There is an alternative ending to Breaking Bad where Walter White & Gus Fring make a gay porno together.
October 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
There is an alternative ending to Breaking Bad where Walter White & Gus Fring make a gay porno together.
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if I ever hold a panel on audio editing you know this image is gonna be part of the slideshow
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
if I ever hold a panel on audio editing you know this image is gonna be part of the slideshow
Specter's been up to his old tricks again.
NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Specter's been up to his old tricks again.
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here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
Some of life's problems can be solved by installing an adblocker
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Some of life's problems can be solved by installing an adblocker
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison
Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins has died after being attacked in prison.
news.sky.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
The AI bubble has the opportunity to do the funniest thing it possibly could do: Burst.
Bank of England flags risk of ‘sudden correction’ in tech stocks inflated by AI - on.ft.com/4o3RheA
Bank of England flags risk of ‘sudden correction’ in tech stocks inflated by AI
Financial Policy Committee warns equity prices are at levels comparable with dotcom bubble
on.ft.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The AI bubble has the opportunity to do the funniest thing it possibly could do: Burst.
Friend of mine knows someone who has been taking paracetamol while they're pregnant. That kid is gonna grow up being way more into Dream Theater & Sonic the Hedgehog than most people normally would.
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Friend of mine knows someone who has been taking paracetamol while they're pregnant. That kid is gonna grow up being way more into Dream Theater & Sonic the Hedgehog than most people normally would.
Fun fact: Using various clips from The Simpsons Movie that have been freebooted onto Instagram, you can watch the whole film vertically with the caption "Hard to believe this movie is 18 years old 🤯" written above it.
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Fun fact: Using various clips from The Simpsons Movie that have been freebooted onto Instagram, you can watch the whole film vertically with the caption "Hard to believe this movie is 18 years old 🤯" written above it.
Homer get iPad
First poster for ‘The Simpsons Movie 2’ 🍩
In theaters July 23, 2027
In theaters July 23, 2027
September 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Homer get iPad
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So I didn't want to make this, but given they're still harassing and stalking me, I needed to write this up. This is regarding a runner known as Namesoom along with other individuals who have been harassing me for over a year.
If there's any questions, feel free to ask them. And thanks for reading.
If there's any questions, feel free to ask them. And thanks for reading.
September 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So I didn't want to make this, but given they're still harassing and stalking me, I needed to write this up. This is regarding a runner known as Namesoom along with other individuals who have been harassing me for over a year.
If there's any questions, feel free to ask them. And thanks for reading.
If there's any questions, feel free to ask them. And thanks for reading.
Do you think his supporters are going to start wearing bandages on their necks as some form of solidarity?
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Do you think his supporters are going to start wearing bandages on their necks as some form of solidarity?
There are two checkmarks saying two different things. 20 minutes ago, check A claimed that he died, & 10 minutes ago, check B claimed that he's in critical condition.
There really is a Simpsons clip for everything.
youtu.be/27FP5zrgNSI?...
There really is a Simpsons clip for everything.
youtu.be/27FP5zrgNSI?...
Where doctors upgraded his condition to "Alive."
YouTube video by Hadynpark
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There are two checkmarks saying two different things. 20 minutes ago, check A claimed that he died, & 10 minutes ago, check B claimed that he's in critical condition.
There really is a Simpsons clip for everything.
youtu.be/27FP5zrgNSI?...
There really is a Simpsons clip for everything.
youtu.be/27FP5zrgNSI?...
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Sign the Petition
Defend the Internet Archive
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September 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM