Mike Caldwell
lclnsmnc.bsky.social
Mike Caldwell
@lclnsmnc.bsky.social
👨‍👩‍👦 K & L
🐶 Luna
🎸OWG instagram.com/onwhatgroundsband

Ex-X'er, musician, part-time clown, full-time box thrower
The only way this 🐎💩 makes sense is if Trump thinks HE is God.

And you know what? I'm not sure you can dismiss the theory at this point.
Trump claims: “Nobody has done more for Christianity, no one has done more for religion of all types than me.”
April 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We've been been seeing Elon Musk's mother pop up every few news cycles, defending her drug-addled son. But I think it's telling that you haven't heard a word from his brother Jōvan.
April 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
...and our returning champion, a Leftorium owner from Springfield, USA...
April 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Remember when Kamala was being accused of election crimes?

This is what election crimes look like.
Elon Musk PAC Winner Links $1M Prize to Voting, Fueling Vote-Buying Accusations

Elon Musk’s PAC posted the video to social media Monday morning ahead of Wisconsin Supreme Court election meidasnews.com/news/elon-mu...
Elon Musk PAC Winner Links $1M Prize to Voting, Fueling Vote-Buying Accusations
Elon Musk’s PAC posted the video to social media Monday morning ahead of Wisconsin Supreme Court election
meidasnews.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh? The party of mockery is upset that my new celebrity crush clapped back at them?

Grow a spine. Especially you, Governor Hot Wheels.
March 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey has anyone tried sending thoughts and prayers to Tesla?
March 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What retreated faster?

General Lee's troops out of Gettysburg, or Stephen Miller's hairline?
March 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They're just making America whiter. And the rich, richer. Nothing great about it.
March 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Handed my 11yo his dinner and he thanked me. I responded in kind and started to say 'Pal', which is something I don't usually call him. In that split second my brain reverted to 'Buddy', because that's the signal it's used to sending my face.

Anyway I called my son a pud today.
March 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Literally learned about tariffs in 6th grade, but go off or whatever

www.comicsands.com/leavitt-tari...
Reporter Instantly Fact-Checks Karoline Leavitt After She Proves She Doesn't Know What A Tariff Is
She is so bad at this.
www.comicsands.com
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lol a bunch of are bringing a suit against Tool for playing the same setist two nights in a row.

Please. Talk to me when you've been a Green Day fan for 30+ years.
March 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
BREAKING: Joe Rogan hired as White House Bench Press Secretary
March 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Huh....it's almost like they were lying to you about everything
February 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
- Michelle Trachtenberg
- Gene Hackman
- ???

Leave your guesses/wishes in the comments 👇
February 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I like how the model airplane is mounted on a stand labeled "BOOM"
Computer. Enhance!
February 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The revolution will be hilarious.
February 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reposted by Mike Caldwell
Doing my part to help make the Federal Government more efficient
February 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Haley Joel Osment playing Rocky Dennis in a St. Patrick's Day pageant lookin ass
February 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Do you know how hateable you have to be? For a thing you created -- out of a desperate craving for validation -- to turn around and be like lol nah fuck this guy
February 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Lol you fucking blockheads. No one's getting a $5,000 check.
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You know, Louis XVI was a king too.
February 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Elon got that resting bigot face
February 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Loving the Boston sports media asking Triston Casas about Raffy/Bregman/3B. They KNOW he's incapable of keeping his opinions to himself.
February 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
See kids? Watching ICE melt *can* be fun!
One of Trump's ethnic cleansing ICE vans melted in Philadelphia.
February 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The "government's tryna take muh guns" folks are oddly quiet about the government trying to take literally everything else.
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM