Marshall LazyTofu
@lazytofu.com
Dungeon Master, Drums Novice, Air Traffic Controller, literally the Elden Lord or whatever.
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Running and sliding on socks is a fundamental human experience
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Running and sliding on socks is a fundamental human experience
Been working on making my grunts less committal
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Been working on making my grunts less committal
I will never understand the "[A-list celebrity] says [X] about [serious political issue]"
what expertise do they have? is it loads of money?
what expertise do they have? is it loads of money?
June 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I will never understand the "[A-list celebrity] says [X] about [serious political issue]"
what expertise do they have? is it loads of money?
what expertise do they have? is it loads of money?
The Satanic Temple is opening another telehealth abortion clinic on Trump's birthday and it's called The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic and I just I love these guys so much
June 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Satanic Temple is opening another telehealth abortion clinic on Trump's birthday and it's called The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic and I just I love these guys so much
Just got $45 because Clif Bar lied about being healthy there is justice
May 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just got $45 because Clif Bar lied about being healthy there is justice
Gonna sue this haircare product "infused with bioactive 24K gold" for damages due to my eyes exploding from rolling so hard
April 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gonna sue this haircare product "infused with bioactive 24K gold" for damages due to my eyes exploding from rolling so hard
A lot of people don't truly understand how much more a verbillion is than a vermillion
April 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A lot of people don't truly understand how much more a verbillion is than a vermillion
Trying raw crab for the first time by ordering all-you-can-eat was a gamble and it did not pay off
April 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Trying raw crab for the first time by ordering all-you-can-eat was a gamble and it did not pay off
When a car's blind spot warning light comes on I just feel so seen
April 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
When a car's blind spot warning light comes on I just feel so seen
Raffle tickets will be drawn in the order they were received
March 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Raffle tickets will be drawn in the order they were received
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever been glazed by your new dentist about your dental hygiene habits 🤤
March 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever been glazed by your new dentist about your dental hygiene habits 🤤
Reposted by Marshall LazyTofu
Let’s make something clear: The Trump cabinet’s shocking leak of its plans to bomb Yemen raises myriad confidentiality and legal issues. The security of the encrypted messaging app Signal is not one of them.
SignalGate Isn't About Signal
The Trump cabinet’s shocking leak of its plans to bomb Yemen raises myriad confidentiality and legal issues. The security of the encrypted messaging app Signal is not one of them.
www.wired.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Let’s make something clear: The Trump cabinet’s shocking leak of its plans to bomb Yemen raises myriad confidentiality and legal issues. The security of the encrypted messaging app Signal is not one of them.
Look I normally don't do this kind of thing but I'm building a new computer today and... Noctua, spin on that thing.
March 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Look I normally don't do this kind of thing but I'm building a new computer today and... Noctua, spin on that thing.
Self hosted is the way my friends.
"Hey Alexa, are you recording this?"
Yes, the answer is yes. Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
Let's get into it...
Yes, the answer is yes. Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
Let's get into it...
Everything You Say to Your Echo Will Soon Be Sent to Amazon, and You Can’t Opt Out
Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
www.wired.com
March 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Self hosted is the way my friends.
I want a vehicle that's entirely self-driving and has a treadmill so I can walk to work in America.
March 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I want a vehicle that's entirely self-driving and has a treadmill so I can walk to work in America.
Reposted by Marshall LazyTofu
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Pretty cool and interesting race to watch for my F1 fan debut
March 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Pretty cool and interesting race to watch for my F1 fan debut
Bluetooth speaker a must-have for the camping trip, I can't fall asleep without my nighttime nature sounds
March 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bluetooth speaker a must-have for the camping trip, I can't fall asleep without my nighttime nature sounds
Just so everyone is aware, ZERO air traffic controllers got a 30% raise. That raise only applies to fresh hires at the academy with no certification, so literally not ATCs (yet) by definition.
March 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just so everyone is aware, ZERO air traffic controllers got a 30% raise. That raise only applies to fresh hires at the academy with no certification, so literally not ATCs (yet) by definition.
Reposted by Marshall LazyTofu
February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
May I post my review of Ne Zha 2, O BlueSky? Few movies inspire me to write about them (says more about me than them), but this one *did*
boxd.it/8Sq2Gl
#filmsky #nezha #nezha2
boxd.it/8Sq2Gl
#filmsky #nezha #nezha2
A ★★★★½ review of Ne Zha 2 (2025)
Ne Zha 2 makes other movies described as "epic" feel like they've watered down the meaning of the word. Watch this on the biggest screen you can find. Hilarious, intense, and frankly heart-wrenching w...
boxd.it
February 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
May I post my review of Ne Zha 2, O BlueSky? Few movies inspire me to write about them (says more about me than them), but this one *did*
boxd.it/8Sq2Gl
#filmsky #nezha #nezha2
boxd.it/8Sq2Gl
#filmsky #nezha #nezha2
Brian Posehn's show was great. Keep it up and keep the Nerd Poker episodes coming my guy 🤙
February 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Brian Posehn's show was great. Keep it up and keep the Nerd Poker episodes coming my guy 🤙
I bet selling my house wouldn't suck so much if my house didn't suck so much
February 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I bet selling my house wouldn't suck so much if my house didn't suck so much
Watch Ne Zha free on YouTube. Then watch Ne Zha 2 on the biggest screen you can find. It WILL be the most epic movie you've ever seen.
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Watch Ne Zha free on YouTube. Then watch Ne Zha 2 on the biggest screen you can find. It WILL be the most epic movie you've ever seen.