Lazy Leslie Knope
@lazyleslieknope.bsky.social
I want to be Leslie Knope but I’m tired.
If they had just shared the lake to begin with (you know, like state law dictates) they wouldn’t be in this position to begin with. Now the unwashed masses are going to come sully their fancy pants lake and they’re big mad. 😂
March 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If they had just shared the lake to begin with (you know, like state law dictates) they wouldn’t be in this position to begin with. Now the unwashed masses are going to come sully their fancy pants lake and they’re big mad. 😂
Taking dad to the VA for an appointment today. I was honestly surprised that Trump/Hegseth’s portraits aren’t up in the lobby. Not sure if they’re just behind, if they don’t want to put them up, or if they haven’t been sent since they’re screwing the VA and don’t want to remind the veterans.
February 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Taking dad to the VA for an appointment today. I was honestly surprised that Trump/Hegseth’s portraits aren’t up in the lobby. Not sure if they’re just behind, if they don’t want to put them up, or if they haven’t been sent since they’re screwing the VA and don’t want to remind the veterans.
67 degrees on a Friday. Portlanders are going to lose their goddamn minds tomorrow.
February 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
67 degrees on a Friday. Portlanders are going to lose their goddamn minds tomorrow.
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Seriously, journalists do not have to validate a demonstrably false claim. The KKK is not a public safety organization. The 2020 election was not stolen. DOGE is not about efficiency. Do not repeat the lies.
February 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Seriously, journalists do not have to validate a demonstrably false claim. The KKK is not a public safety organization. The 2020 election was not stolen. DOGE is not about efficiency. Do not repeat the lies.
At this point I can only assume that the devil doesn’t want him either and is trying to prolong the inevitable for as long as possible.
Mitch McConnell spotted in a wheelchair after falling not once but twice today
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
At this point I can only assume that the devil doesn’t want him either and is trying to prolong the inevitable for as long as possible.
This is the energy more leaders need to be bringing to this fight.
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This is the energy more leaders need to be bringing to this fight.
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shouts to all the media outlets who uncritically parroted him when he said he didn’t know anything about the same Project 2025 he’s now implementing
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
shouts to all the media outlets who uncritically parroted him when he said he didn’t know anything about the same Project 2025 he’s now implementing
RIP TikTok. Even when you come back you won’t be what you were.
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
RIP TikTok. Even when you come back you won’t be what you were.
What did I say?
BREAKING: Trump tells NBC News that he will "most likely" give TikTok a 90-day extension on Monday.
BREAKING: Trump tells NBC News that he will "most likely" give TikTok a 90-day extension on Monday.
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What did I say?
BREAKING: Trump tells NBC News that he will "most likely" give TikTok a 90-day extension on Monday.
BREAKING: Trump tells NBC News that he will "most likely" give TikTok a 90-day extension on Monday.
Here’s my #TikTok prediction no one asked for. It will go down on Sunday, but then some time next week Trump will announce he’s orchestrated a deal to have Meta take over. TikTok will lose what made it special once Meta gets its grubby hands on it, but Trump will be hailed as a hero for saving it.
a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting in a chair .
Alt: Chidi from The Good Place saying “because this is the Bad Place”.
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here’s my #TikTok prediction no one asked for. It will go down on Sunday, but then some time next week Trump will announce he’s orchestrated a deal to have Meta take over. TikTok will lose what made it special once Meta gets its grubby hands on it, but Trump will be hailed as a hero for saving it.
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I have spent the last few years slowly building up my collection of all 131 original Baby-Sitters Club books. These are the last two I need and I refuse to pay this much. Finding these two books in the wild at a reasonable price will be my white whale. #BabySittersClub
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I have spent the last few years slowly building up my collection of all 131 original Baby-Sitters Club books. These are the last two I need and I refuse to pay this much. Finding these two books in the wild at a reasonable price will be my white whale. #BabySittersClub
TikTok users moving to the Chinese app Red Note because we are refusing en masse to go back to Meta platforms is truly a beautiful level of spite I did not see coming.
a man wearing glasses says " life uh " in front of a lamp
Alt: Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park saying " life uh finds a way”
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January 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
TikTok users moving to the Chinese app Red Note because we are refusing en masse to go back to Meta platforms is truly a beautiful level of spite I did not see coming.
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That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering?
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
January 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering?
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
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Also - please spend time deciding how you are going to engage with the content this administration and the complicit media are going to be putting out from here on out.
Our nervous systems are precious resources and keeping them in a hyper-reactive state is BAD-real bad. We need to be intentional.
Our nervous systems are precious resources and keeping them in a hyper-reactive state is BAD-real bad. We need to be intentional.
January 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Also - please spend time deciding how you are going to engage with the content this administration and the complicit media are going to be putting out from here on out.
Our nervous systems are precious resources and keeping them in a hyper-reactive state is BAD-real bad. We need to be intentional.
Our nervous systems are precious resources and keeping them in a hyper-reactive state is BAD-real bad. We need to be intentional.
I couldn’t have come up with a better metaphor going into 2025 if I tried.
A Cybertruck is literally exploding outside of Trump Hotel in Vegas.
January 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I couldn’t have come up with a better metaphor going into 2025 if I tried.
Nothing is more entertaining than a good old fashioned workplace email reply all debacle.
omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain
December 30, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Nothing is more entertaining than a good old fashioned workplace email reply all debacle.
In the words of Francesca Ramsey, 🎶We bonded over bigotry, but they weren’t supposed to turn on me🎶
"I officially regret my vote for Trump"
December 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM
In the words of Francesca Ramsey, 🎶We bonded over bigotry, but they weren’t supposed to turn on me🎶
This is just further confirmation that there guys are just a bunch of dork ass losers who are mad no one likes them even if they are stupidly rich. Go to therapy and deal with that fact you didn’t get invited places in high school.
Vivek Ramaswamy is posting through the high-skilled immigration discourse on the Bad Place and
1. lol thinking Whiplash is a role model
2. This is such a 90s/early 2000s argument? I half expect him to start talking about violent video games.
1. lol thinking Whiplash is a role model
2. This is such a 90s/early 2000s argument? I half expect him to start talking about violent video games.
December 27, 2024 at 9:08 PM
This is just further confirmation that there guys are just a bunch of dork ass losers who are mad no one likes them even if they are stupidly rich. Go to therapy and deal with that fact you didn’t get invited places in high school.
I’m so tired of people being shocked that the leopards ate their faces.
TODAY’S EPISODE OF:
WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU
NYC firefighter unions that supported Trump and Republicans are furious at the House decision to strip funding for the 9/11 healthcare program.
WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU
NYC firefighter unions that supported Trump and Republicans are furious at the House decision to strip funding for the 9/11 healthcare program.
December 26, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I’m so tired of people being shocked that the leopards ate their faces.
The Christmas episode of Ted Lasso makes me so happy every time I watch it.
a man is singing into a microphone while a woman smiles
Alt: Ted and Rebecca from Ted Lasso sing Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) from the Christmas episode
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December 22, 2024 at 7:16 AM
The Christmas episode of Ted Lasso makes me so happy every time I watch it.
Teachers in their pajamas or other spirit day wear spotting a fellow educator at the grocery store also buying treats for their students the morning of the day before winter break.
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow in her hand .
Alt: Katniss from the Hunger Games giving District 11’s salute, putting three fingers to her mouth and holding them up.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Teachers in their pajamas or other spirit day wear spotting a fellow educator at the grocery store also buying treats for their students the morning of the day before winter break.
If you have LED headlights, just know that I hope you never hit green lights, you get caught in a speed trap, and you hit every pothole in the road.
December 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
If you have LED headlights, just know that I hope you never hit green lights, you get caught in a speed trap, and you hit every pothole in the road.
“Sorry children being shot at school, this phone is for CEOs only. They’re the real heroes here. Can I interest you in a bulletproof backpack filled with thoughts and prayers?”
“New York state is considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats”
New Crisis Hotline for CEOs?
Governor of New York wants to protect CEOs
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
“Sorry children being shot at school, this phone is for CEOs only. They’re the real heroes here. Can I interest you in a bulletproof backpack filled with thoughts and prayers?”
Therapy sessions for CEOs, active shooter drills for teachers and students. I guess it’s not domestic terrorism when it’s a child being shot.
Governor of New York Kathy Hochul has held a therapy session with 175 corporate reps, CEOs to "calm the nerves of the NYC business elite" in wake of Brian Thompson killing; promising state assistance for corporate security to combat "domestic terrorism," per POLITICO.
December 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Therapy sessions for CEOs, active shooter drills for teachers and students. I guess it’s not domestic terrorism when it’s a child being shot.