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Paul
@lazydog03.bsky.social
Still not yet recycled. Stockport but constantly telling you I’m from Leeds despite the fact I technically grew up in Bradford BUT with an LS postcozzzzzzzzzzz
Great 12 minutes of football for us, I mean, there’s been literally 12 minutes of football #lufc
October 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I heard yer da made sandwiches for the people who put up 100 flags on Portwood roundabout
September 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Looking forward to Farke playing himself up front to prove a point and scoring our first goal in 10 games #lufc
September 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ahh the old “Not watching Match of the Day cos we got dicked” feeling. Didn’t expect anything but bit naive from Farke that #lufc
August 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Even if that wasn’t a handball, that pen came from a slip from a player in a team that was pony. Magnificent lads #lufc
August 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You just have to applaud the fact that the guys at Homes Under the Hammer haven’t updated the grainy, low res intro and graphics for 20 years. Hats off Martin
August 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
An honour
May 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Bloody fantastic Leeds, you’re alright you are #lufc
May 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
SLEEPY JOEL AWAKENS! As good as we’ve been, can’t quite believe how bad Stoke are #lufc
April 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Professional balls of steel, particularly from brickhead Rodon. Up on Monday plz ya beautiful bastards #lufc
April 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dunno what was worse there, Boro’s finishing or the stinkin’ linesmen. Hardest game of the season out of the way, piece of piss from now on eh lads 😏 #lufc
April 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If I was Leeds United, I’d just win at this stage of the season. Shite #lufc
April 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Always found Off Menu a bit hit and miss but the Stephen Graham episode when he keeps starting on James Acaster is the funniest thing I’ve heard for ages . Not quite the Partridge book chapter with Gray and Keys, but up there
March 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
RED AND SHITE STRIPES, AH CAN’T SPAKE #lufc
February 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Whilst I certainly have some admiration for the great British Pub Crawl guy’s dedication and championing of my industry, the poor sod looks like his insides are in the process of collapsing on every photo.. which I assume they are
February 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Ooofft satisfying winner that, wannit? Called the Gruev-Rothwell switch at half time, put me on the touch line next week #lufc
February 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My 2025 has peaked, successfully transported and disposed of a king size mattress at the tip via my car. Feel like a million dollars
February 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Extremely un-Leedsy, magnificent
📅 Leeds United 7-0 Cardiff City is #LUFC's biggest league win since 1972.
February 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Je suis fatigué de your shite #lufc
January 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Long live terrible auto generated captioning
January 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
No wins in five against teams from Lancashire, the jealous gets #optapaul #lufc
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Took the dog out, walked past the local as Newcastle’s second went in and also saw a lad watching the game in his living room with his head in his hands. The perks of living in Greater Manchester 🥰 #lufc
December 30, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Poor tub game - two unnervingly soft Eclairs and a Wispa with no centre. Merry ‘kin Cristmus
December 25, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Look, I know they’re good, but this isn’t the Premier League is it, it’s Division 3 #lufc
December 8, 2024 at 10:59 PM