Lazy Mushroom
lazy-mushroom.bsky.social
Lazy Mushroom
@lazy-mushroom.bsky.social
Do I have to?
If I have to create one more goddamn account istg
July 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Anyone else sleep really bad last night? 🥴
July 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Imagine having a child for "the economy" 💀
July 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There's the boomers, then there's our generation, the doomers
July 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mango is right up there with crack
June 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Someone said "I’m a disappointing daughter but the perfect son." Wooooo
June 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
YOOOOOO shoutout to NY for this HUGE WIN
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's just me and the spider in my room against the world
June 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sometimes we listen to music to block the city's ugly noise
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Who do I need to pay to bring back BlackBerry?
June 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So we actually lost the plot with this whole AI thing
June 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Someone referred to a toddler's temper tantrum as rage bait lol
June 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Everyone says "put your mask on before helping others". Ok, cool. When do we start helping others?

Self-care, self-love, self-help... When do we start actually caring, loving, helping?
June 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I need couple's therapy for me and the voices
June 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Egg animals must think mammalian birth is such a horror show.
May 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If there are ads, it should be free.

If I'm paying for it, there better be no ads.
May 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I spent 34hrs on tiktok this week 🧍‍♀️
May 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Dating has become a humiliation ritual atp
May 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Destroy the country, buy the scraps for a nickel on the dollar.
May 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Social media is not hitting like it used to. Now it feels like glorified advertising platforms
May 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Why do maine coons look like they're looksmaxing?
April 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Strands #406

Terrible hint, hated today's strands boooo
April 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just heard this guy say "This job market is so trash, I just started following my dreams"
March 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Target went private
Tesla is hemorrhaging stock
Twitter X is going through a major cyberattack

Happy Tuesday! 💕
March 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All life consumes. Constantly.
They make up for it by creating.
Create.
It is what you owe the world.
March 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM