Laz The Pedantic Muser 🔞
@laztheloser.bsky.social
19 | He/Him | Autistic | 🔞 No Minors,DNI if under 18 | Antis fuck off | Inflation Author | Free Palestine: https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/
DA: https://www.deviantart.com/prettyprettypervert
DA: https://www.deviantart.com/prettyprettypervert
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We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!
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If someone donates 10-15 bucks to me right now, I'll do a quick headshot sketch of their sona/OC
ko-fi.com/queenkaijupi...
ko-fi.com/queenkaijupi...
Support QueenKaijuPixel
Support QueenKaijuPixel
ko-fi.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If someone donates 10-15 bucks to me right now, I'll do a quick headshot sketch of their sona/OC
ko-fi.com/queenkaijupi...
ko-fi.com/queenkaijupi...
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turning into an absolute blimp
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
turning into an absolute blimp
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December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Furry cons have been getting more and more expensive. The hotels are more expensive. The food is more expensive. The economy is getting worse. To find out more, Google “furry inflation.”
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Furry cons have been getting more and more expensive. The hotels are more expensive. The food is more expensive. The economy is getting worse. To find out more, Google “furry inflation.”
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catty !!! again !!
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
catty !!! again !!
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our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?
if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app
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Now that Black Friday and Cyber Monday have passed, paypros are likely assuming the pressure will finally lighten up at least long enough for them to bolster their defenses. We all know how funny it'd be if they were totally wrong about that assumption.
Go ahead. Call 'em. You know you want to.
Go ahead. Call 'em. You know you want to.
Did you call Mastercard and Visa? Did you remind them you won’t stand for censorship?
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Now that Black Friday and Cyber Monday have passed, paypros are likely assuming the pressure will finally lighten up at least long enough for them to bolster their defenses. We all know how funny it'd be if they were totally wrong about that assumption.
Go ahead. Call 'em. You know you want to.
Go ahead. Call 'em. You know you want to.
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It's one thing spiking your friend's eggnog to make him gassy as a prank, but make sure to measure your dosage or he'll turn into a contagious gasbag deerbomb~
| www.furaffinity.net/view/63245033/
| www.furaffinity.net/view/63245033/
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's one thing spiking your friend's eggnog to make him gassy as a prank, but make sure to measure your dosage or he'll turn into a contagious gasbag deerbomb~
| www.furaffinity.net/view/63245033/
| www.furaffinity.net/view/63245033/
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Counterpoint to @asscendingnode.bsky.social: BIG SNEP BIG SNEP BIG SNEP
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Counterpoint to @asscendingnode.bsky.social: BIG SNEP BIG SNEP BIG SNEP
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idiot boyfriend
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
idiot boyfriend
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My position continues to be that anyone using it as a resource should immediately lose all credibility, be considered a danger to the community, and blocked.
If using that site carried consequences—a social stigma and penalty—there'd be far less folks who'd be eager to use it.
If using that site carried consequences—a social stigma and penalty—there'd be far less folks who'd be eager to use it.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My position continues to be that anyone using it as a resource should immediately lose all credibility, be considered a danger to the community, and blocked.
If using that site carried consequences—a social stigma and penalty—there'd be far less folks who'd be eager to use it.
If using that site carried consequences—a social stigma and penalty—there'd be far less folks who'd be eager to use it.
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In light of the recent allegations resurfaced and levied against one of our own in the community, deadass shame on y'all for giving those accusations any room to breathe or discuss.
We do not use KF, KF is a weapon of the enemy.
We do not use KF, KF is a weapon of the enemy.
December 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In light of the recent allegations resurfaced and levied against one of our own in the community, deadass shame on y'all for giving those accusations any room to breathe or discuss.
We do not use KF, KF is a weapon of the enemy.
We do not use KF, KF is a weapon of the enemy.
All I want for Christmas this year is to have sex with Krampus and fatten him up with high-calorie christmas treats until he explodes into semen and demonic goat confetti <3
( Alternatively if he's unavailable I'll gladly do the same thing to Mrs. Claus~ I can't resist popping a sweet old GILF 😈 )
( Alternatively if he's unavailable I'll gladly do the same thing to Mrs. Claus~ I can't resist popping a sweet old GILF 😈 )
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
All I want for Christmas this year is to have sex with Krampus and fatten him up with high-calorie christmas treats until he explodes into semen and demonic goat confetti <3
( Alternatively if he's unavailable I'll gladly do the same thing to Mrs. Claus~ I can't resist popping a sweet old GILF 😈 )
( Alternatively if he's unavailable I'll gladly do the same thing to Mrs. Claus~ I can't resist popping a sweet old GILF 😈 )
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Who needs to waste millions of dollars on a large impractical mech when you can get a few thousand gallons of air and helium to make YOURSELF large and impractical.
Stay tuned for more fun and thrifty Atalanta tips!
Stay tuned for more fun and thrifty Atalanta tips!
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Who needs to waste millions of dollars on a large impractical mech when you can get a few thousand gallons of air and helium to make YOURSELF large and impractical.
Stay tuned for more fun and thrifty Atalanta tips!
Stay tuned for more fun and thrifty Atalanta tips!
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Wonder Woman but her ass is too wide for the average doorway.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wonder Woman but her ass is too wide for the average doorway.
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Animated comm for @connortyiskr.bsky.social!
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Animated comm for @connortyiskr.bsky.social!
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The Beast, cursed by the enchantress with an endless appetite, doesn't seem to mind it at all...
Story: furaffinity.net/view/57047783/
Art: @devilsfood.bsky.social
Story: furaffinity.net/view/57047783/
Art: @devilsfood.bsky.social
September 6, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The Beast, cursed by the enchantress with an endless appetite, doesn't seem to mind it at all...
Story: furaffinity.net/view/57047783/
Art: @devilsfood.bsky.social
Story: furaffinity.net/view/57047783/
Art: @devilsfood.bsky.social
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It's Portia the circus pony! See her swell to fantastic diameters in her (mostly) air-tight leotard!
*clothespins $12.99 each with your Circus Rewards card. Park exits have been sealed while staff attempt to wrangle her blustering rear end. Enjoy your visit!
🎨 @beeblimp.bsky.social
*clothespins $12.99 each with your Circus Rewards card. Park exits have been sealed while staff attempt to wrangle her blustering rear end. Enjoy your visit!
🎨 @beeblimp.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's Portia the circus pony! See her swell to fantastic diameters in her (mostly) air-tight leotard!
*clothespins $12.99 each with your Circus Rewards card. Park exits have been sealed while staff attempt to wrangle her blustering rear end. Enjoy your visit!
🎨 @beeblimp.bsky.social
*clothespins $12.99 each with your Circus Rewards card. Park exits have been sealed while staff attempt to wrangle her blustering rear end. Enjoy your visit!
🎨 @beeblimp.bsky.social
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That time I found a cute sheep on the cover of a magazine and @drlazerrage.bsky.social animated him... 💖
February 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That time I found a cute sheep on the cover of a magazine and @drlazerrage.bsky.social animated him... 💖
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don't mind Rolland, he just has a bit of brimstone belly
March 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
don't mind Rolland, he just has a bit of brimstone belly
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plant a kiss on her visor for good luck before her divot completely engulfs her head
🎨@plaingermanica.com
🎨@plaingermanica.com
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
plant a kiss on her visor for good luck before her divot completely engulfs her head
🎨@plaingermanica.com
🎨@plaingermanica.com
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A picture from my secret archives?!
Mommy maredom inflates her sweet leather princess Aurelina to absurd pressure levels...
🎨Featherhead (2015)
Mommy maredom inflates her sweet leather princess Aurelina to absurd pressure levels...
🎨Featherhead (2015)
August 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A picture from my secret archives?!
Mommy maredom inflates her sweet leather princess Aurelina to absurd pressure levels...
🎨Featherhead (2015)
Mommy maredom inflates her sweet leather princess Aurelina to absurd pressure levels...
🎨Featherhead (2015)