Lazlo Raccoon
@lazloraccoon.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 furry. 27. Rocket Raccoon is my husband.
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My soul would not rest until I had made this
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 AM
My soul would not rest until I had made this
Send ICE to The Hague.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Send ICE to The Hague.
My New Year’s resolution is to have gay sex
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My New Year’s resolution is to have gay sex
The cute bear next door has a girlfriend 😭😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The cute bear next door has a girlfriend 😭😭😭
Manifesting
I hear they’re developing a new reality show for Trump & Co.
Apparently it’s European.
Apparently it’s European.
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Manifesting
I met a man who looks like a bottle of honey
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I met a man who looks like a bottle of honey
You really can rizz ‘em with the ‘tism. I thought it was just a meme.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You really can rizz ‘em with the ‘tism. I thought it was just a meme.
I would let the Grinch wreck my shit
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I would let the Grinch wreck my shit
Good luck to all the people fighting for their lives on the toilet after Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Good luck to all the people fighting for their lives on the toilet after Thanksgiving
Bitches be calling anything “terrorism” these days.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bitches be calling anything “terrorism” these days.
In the immortal words of Pennywise the Dancing Clown, “Kiss me, fat boy!”
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In the immortal words of Pennywise the Dancing Clown, “Kiss me, fat boy!”
Who wants their dick sucked?
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Who wants their dick sucked?
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What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
Our leaders are a bunch of spineless pussies and sadistic traitors
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Our leaders are a bunch of spineless pussies and sadistic traitors
Happy Guy Fawkes Night to every Guy who Fawkes!
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Happy Guy Fawkes Night to every Guy who Fawkes!
Imma put my dick in a pumpkin!
October 31, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Imma put my dick in a pumpkin!
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
This espresso tastes like a cigarette butt.
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
This espresso tastes like a cigarette butt.
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Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fat boy fall!!!!!!!!!
I need to get railed
October 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I need to get railed
Stephen Miller should be tried for crimes against humanity
October 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Stephen Miller should be tried for crimes against humanity