Meaningless Earth Programs Viewer (He/Him)
@laziestmanonmars.bsky.social
I watch things to avoid looking at news that causes tension headaches
I am reminded of how ANT-MAN AND THE WASP had refreshingly low stakes, and then QUANTUMANIA was vomit because Peyton Reed didn't lean on any of his strengths as a filmmaker
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am reminded of how ANT-MAN AND THE WASP had refreshingly low stakes, and then QUANTUMANIA was vomit because Peyton Reed didn't lean on any of his strengths as a filmmaker
Same. *withers*
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Same. *withers*
Goofus and Gallant (R to L)
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Goofus and Gallant (R to L)
I haven't even gotten a tattoo of a long-dead actor's character because I'm afraid we'll posthumously find out he supported Hitler or some shit like that
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I haven't even gotten a tattoo of a long-dead actor's character because I'm afraid we'll posthumously find out he supported Hitler or some shit like that
I listened to this on the train from the West Coast to Chicago repeatedly over the course of days, and I will NEVER bad-mouth it. Their silliest album, no doubt, but one of their most entertaining.
September 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I listened to this on the train from the West Coast to Chicago repeatedly over the course of days, and I will NEVER bad-mouth it. Their silliest album, no doubt, but one of their most entertaining.
He also didn't get murdered in front of a gathering of his fans.
September 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He also didn't get murdered in front of a gathering of his fans.
The guy they brought down after the shooting? They've already confirmed it wasn't him.
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The guy they brought down after the shooting? They've already confirmed it wasn't him.
I can't remember the name of the book, but I remember there was a recent non-fiction work that says that public shaming is good and should be a widespread thing to be used against evil losers
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I can't remember the name of the book, but I remember there was a recent non-fiction work that says that public shaming is good and should be a widespread thing to be used against evil losers
The teacher used this to teach about Poe in 3rd grade.
Pretty good classroom, if you ask me.
Pretty good classroom, if you ask me.
September 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The teacher used this to teach about Poe in 3rd grade.
Pretty good classroom, if you ask me.
Pretty good classroom, if you ask me.
Evanna Lynch really went all-in
August 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Evanna Lynch really went all-in
I would have swallowed a whole universe of shitty-ass horror-adjacent action-adventure movies had it let to us getting KEY & PEELE MEET FRANKENSTEIN.
July 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I would have swallowed a whole universe of shitty-ass horror-adjacent action-adventure movies had it let to us getting KEY & PEELE MEET FRANKENSTEIN.
Holy crap, I wish Dr. Giggles were a six-hour movie. I clocked that a pun was delivered every two minutes on average in the OG. Three hours of medical puns? Please.
July 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Holy crap, I wish Dr. Giggles were a six-hour movie. I clocked that a pun was delivered every two minutes on average in the OG. Three hours of medical puns? Please.
I thought the part where the ghost pee-lectrocuted the guy whizzing on the electric fence was funny.
July 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I thought the part where the ghost pee-lectrocuted the guy whizzing on the electric fence was funny.
Just one of the many things that makes Callahan a delightful but freakish ill fit for society
July 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just one of the many things that makes Callahan a delightful but freakish ill fit for society
So underrated.
July 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So underrated.
Ehh... They can keep Harry Potter and Burning Man.
July 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Ehh... They can keep Harry Potter and Burning Man.
I dunno. Given how many people have said the President smells like shit, I doubt he actually knows that.
July 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I dunno. Given how many people have said the President smells like shit, I doubt he actually knows that.