Michigan State as a real opportunity to win its first Big Ten game of the season, and secure the best (worst) trophy in college football: the Land Grant Trophy.

Can’t sleep, too excited for Ballz Day 2025 tomorrow morning. 🔴🔴🔴🔴

I know a lot of people are having trouble celebrating America’s Independence Day today.

Well, it’s also Spike’s 12th birthday today.

If you can’t celebrate your country, celebrate my cat.

you go to breakfast and the meal served is fireworks and then you go get a coffee and instead of a cold brew its fireworks and you scream in frustration but the only sound you can make is fireworks

If America’s two dads get a divorce, can we at least get two Christmases?

I’m starting a new trend. It’s called lawn Mohawks and it’s when you mow the whole lawn but leave a small section in the middle long.

On purpose, not because the lawn mower battery died.

As a young person studying journalism, I used to think it would be so cool to write for The Onion. Now I can’t think of a job more difficult than trying to come up with satirical news stories more bizarre than reality.

Working on graduation content today. There’s a service dog that graduated with a master’s degree last weekend. Forcing Ruby to look at the photos and see how hard some dogs work while she naps and snacks all day; occasionally taking a break to poop on the dining room floor.

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth accidentally shares war plans in the Eastside neighborhood Facebook group

If you haven’t seen the movie Conclave, you need to watch the movie Conclave.

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Whenever I have a contractor at the house I text someone the name of the person and company, so if I get murdered they’ll know who did it.

My sister was confused about the logistics of how she’d know if I’ve been murdered.

RFK Jr. can pry my SSRIs out of my cold, dead hands.

Which isn’t actually funny since a lot of us might die without our SSRIs.

I love it when right wingers accidentally make memes that whip hella ass.

I think the number of times I’ve rewatched the Kendrick halftime performance is into triple digits.