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Lawyers: Still in holiday spirit, snoozing alarms and lethargic at work.
Their bank account:
Their bank account:
January 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lawyers: Still in holiday spirit, snoozing alarms and lethargic at work.
Their bank account:
Their bank account:
When you're dead inside, but Word still messes up your document's formatting
December 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
When you're dead inside, but Word still messes up your document's formatting
"What if clients ask to see you over the weekend?"
Lawyers:
Lawyers:
December 14, 2024 at 3:49 PM
"What if clients ask to see you over the weekend?"
Lawyers:
Lawyers:
So, what’s your plan for winning this case?
Lawyers:
Lawyers:
December 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM
So, what’s your plan for winning this case?
Lawyers:
Lawyers:
What's your plan for your career advancement in the legal profession?
December 10, 2024 at 2:33 PM
What's your plan for your career advancement in the legal profession?
Tough prosecutors when their spouse asks if they're in danger for prosecuting high-profile criminals
December 10, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Tough prosecutors when their spouse asks if they're in danger for prosecuting high-profile criminals
Lawyers when a paralegal tells them that the client called again asking for a second case update this week
December 10, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Lawyers when a paralegal tells them that the client called again asking for a second case update this week
Successful lawyers with too many clients when they open their inbox on Mondays
December 9, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Successful lawyers with too many clients when they open their inbox on Mondays
Paralegals when a junior associate starts explaining how they should do the job they've done for a decade
December 9, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Paralegals when a junior associate starts explaining how they should do the job they've done for a decade
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Me: No further questions Your Honor
Judge: The lawyers say that, not you
Judge: The lawyers say that, not you
December 6, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Me: No further questions Your Honor
Judge: The lawyers say that, not you
Judge: The lawyers say that, not you
Prospects: I have a legal case for you.
It should be quick and super easy.
Lawyers:
It should be quick and super easy.
Lawyers:
December 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Prospects: I have a legal case for you.
It should be quick and super easy.
Lawyers:
It should be quick and super easy.
Lawyers:
Lawyers when they find a typo in the contract after it's been signed.
December 7, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Lawyers when they find a typo in the contract after it's been signed.
November 30, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Being a lawyer and being easily offended shouldn’t go together. It’s like a cleaner who can’t handle stink. As a lawyer, you need to be able to swim in the garbage of dirty words.
November 26, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Being a lawyer and being easily offended shouldn’t go together. It’s like a cleaner who can’t handle stink. As a lawyer, you need to be able to swim in the garbage of dirty words.
Being a lawyer is weird because even after 7 years of legal education, you answer most questions with 'it depends.'
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Being a lawyer is weird because even after 7 years of legal education, you answer most questions with 'it depends.'
Law school lied to me—said Times New Roman size 12 was the professional standard. Then I started working, and everyone was using Arial, Calibri, Courier New, but I also saw some documents in Comic Sans.
November 26, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Law school lied to me—said Times New Roman size 12 was the professional standard. Then I started working, and everyone was using Arial, Calibri, Courier New, but I also saw some documents in Comic Sans.