Geoff
@lawyergeoff.bsky.social
Lawyer (mostly brief writing). Chicago. Fan of immigrants. 375 F. Supp. 3d 280, if you want a good read.....
New tshirt, courtesy of the T-Shirt Deli on Damen in Chicago.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
New tshirt, courtesy of the T-Shirt Deli on Damen in Chicago.
Trump pin is visible for a split second towards the beginning.
September 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Trump pin is visible for a split second towards the beginning.
Guys is it super awesome that ICE agents are openly wearing Trump iconography while on the job or nah?
(Full video below)
(Full video below)
September 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Guys is it super awesome that ICE agents are openly wearing Trump iconography while on the job or nah?
(Full video below)
(Full video below)
Vance is that guy who went to law school, heard academic-y buzzwordy phrases, and deploys them to sound smart in arguments.
"Over and under-inclusive"
"Let's put that to one side"
"That's a second order problem"
"Over and under-inclusive"
"Let's put that to one side"
"That's a second order problem"
July 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Vance is that guy who went to law school, heard academic-y buzzwordy phrases, and deploys them to sound smart in arguments.
"Over and under-inclusive"
"Let's put that to one side"
"That's a second order problem"
"Over and under-inclusive"
"Let's put that to one side"
"That's a second order problem"
We were on our way to meet up with friends for a birthday party at about 6:30. We snapped this pic of the incoming dust.
It was wild.
It was wild.
May 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We were on our way to meet up with friends for a birthday party at about 6:30. We snapped this pic of the incoming dust.
It was wild.
It was wild.
Me, to my dog at bath time.
April 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me, to my dog at bath time.
Taking "he literally told us he was gonna do all this" to a whole new level.
April 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Taking "he literally told us he was gonna do all this" to a whole new level.
So rude of him to talk about Skadden, Wilkie, and Paul Weiss this way.
April 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So rude of him to talk about Skadden, Wilkie, and Paul Weiss this way.
This is a comment translated from Portuguese and it is easily the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This is a comment translated from Portuguese and it is easily the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
Homer Simpson pulled this stunt on his trip to Australia and got punched in the face by a US Marine.
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Homer Simpson pulled this stunt on his trip to Australia and got punched in the face by a US Marine.
This is from a review of a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel episode.
Spot the error. California attorneys probably have an edge.
Spot the error. California attorneys probably have an edge.
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This is from a review of a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel episode.
Spot the error. California attorneys probably have an edge.
Spot the error. California attorneys probably have an edge.
I knew I'd heard of Germany's new chancellor before....
February 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I knew I'd heard of Germany's new chancellor before....
I truly love New Orleans.
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I truly love New Orleans.