Was at a party the other night where I ran into a loosely acquainted friend who I haven’t seen in years. Within 3 minutes of being at said party
Them: “hi!! So good to see you!!! I fucked your ex!!”
Me: “hi! Omg! congrats!”
WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY??? I JUST STOOD THERE LIKE

I’m not a smart technologically competent skeeter like most of you, think of me more like this dude