I can vouch. They’re good.

And by brutal, I mean the kid would kick my butt.

Oh no…that would be brutal.

Yes. And I blame the kid’s YouTube habits for my knowing this.

Well, I didn’t have anyone to ask those questions to when I was a kid, and the version I’m reading now is National Geographic’s Greek Out kid’s versions. I’m not super worried about these getting picked up by any of the littles.

LET THE MAN SLEEP

A catheter only solves one problem.

And now for the most deserved bathroom break in American political history.

I’m so fucking pissed that I already go into a classroom thinking “what do I do if there’s a mass shooter” and now I gotta add “what do I do if armed agents of the state come to drag away a student?”

The Lion King was too hard on either system.

What are you switching to?

Rendezvous, then I’m through with you.