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IT schmuck, ex Xbox, parental unit 2, nazi puncher, GM, fire spinner, game designer, Swiftie, amateur snake handler.
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So I’m taking a standing-break (because my body hates me) and I take a minute to read a newspaper I have framed on the wall…and the last article on the page caught my eye. Seems poignant these days
The newspaper from the bad timeline in Back to the Future 2. A closeup of the article, the headline reading “public more gullible people than ever” with the byline of Traci’s Pietsch of the USA Today. The article reads: A new study from the Sam Houston Institute of Technology concludes that the public is easily fooled by bogus news stories and made-up research from fictitious institutions. In a study conducted by Chad Stern, 5200 people of all age groups were shown a USA TODAY newspaper full of fictional news articles and studies, many inspired by the 1989 motion picture Back to the Future Part Il. 68% of the sample thought that some of the information was accurate; 18% believed that everything was accurate; while the remaining 29% got the joke immediately. Interestingly enough, 87% of the readers of this very article were unaware that the total percentages involved added up to more than 100%. demonstrating that basic math skills are continuing to decline. The remaining 22% didn't care.
February 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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This is the bad place
A four framed comic with the following text in white on a black background “all of us watching the phantom menace back in 1999: ‘Why does any of this matter? Who gives a shit about taxation of trade routes?!’” And the following frames made up of 1) three images of George Lucas laughing, 2) Michael and Janet from the good place wherein Michael is looking astonished saying “George Lucas figured it out?” 3) seconds later from the second image wherein Michael is reaching for his stomach saying “George Lucas? This is a real low point,” and 4) seconds later from the third image showing Michael holding his stomach saying “yeah, this one hurts.”
February 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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If Hollywood had stayed Hollywoodland, would it have been Dollywoodland too?
November 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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I can think of a ton of shit this applies to, so…take your pick.
November 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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I guess it’s time to figure out my focus and fight.
November 12, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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I’ve got the stuff dreams are made out of.
The Maltese falcon, between a journal and a first edition signed Good Omens, with wall mounted rotary phone in the bottom left corner.
August 28, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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A cartoon silhouette that is a demon, black on a red background, with the words “Dooooooo it! Do it, do it, do it!” Above and below the face.
July 12, 2023 at 7:36 AM
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A two panel comic. Panel one: a caricature of Edgar Allen Poe, eyes wide and dark circles under them. He has an eyebrow raised. He is reading a letter. Panel two: Poe has brought the letter much closer to his face and is squinting at it in an attempt to comprehend whatever it is that he is reading.
July 10, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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Testing…for science.
A great pair of tits.
July 10, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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BABY BUNNY!!!
A very very young bunny in some grass.
July 9, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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July 9, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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I miss reading the Sunday funny pages.
Tile: The other end comics. A five frame comic. First frame has a male presenting figure looking at a female presenting figure. The female presenting figure is lifting her shirt up, with back to the reader. Second frame has the figures in the same position. The male presenting figure asks “Are those real?” Third frame: the female presenting figure is alone and facing the audience, where her boobs would be are instead clawed tentacle like appendages waggling about. Her eyes are wide and dead. She is saying “Yes.” Fourth frame: the male presenting figure is facing the reader, eyes wide in horror. He says “Then I would like to leave.” Fifth frame: We return to the same figure presentation as in panels one and two, but the clawed tentacles are attacking the male presenting figure, blood splattering from his face as he is falling backwards, claw gouging out his eyes , and another claw is attempting to remove his heart. The comic was done by Neil Kohney.
July 9, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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Show me a picture that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A poorly drawn picture of Spider-Man in a kitchen opening a can of tuna while singing “Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he just opened a tuna can…”
July 9, 2023 at 11:27 AM
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Favorite meme, no context.
Two frame comic style image. Top image shows someone giving an orange and white cat a pill. In the upper right corner it shows that the pills are “pills that taste like lemon.” The bottom frame shows that same care, squinting and tearing up, while it’s face has been sucked in like a stitched butthole.
July 7, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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I love how utterly unhinged my various feeds are.
Futurama’s Fry, staring out a window with a stupid-ass grin, with text on the bottom: I’m home. [Happy new year, naked weirdos!] Happy new year…
July 7, 2023 at 3:28 AM
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Some human with sunglasses and grey hair, making a weird face, in front of a serene lake in a small desert community. An icon of a human, with an arrow pointing down into a scary circle that might lead to somewhere safe, and the word Portal under that.
July 6, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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Just caught a wild bunny eating wild blackberries in our yard. I have a very happy spouse.
July 5, 2023 at 1:52 AM
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+1 bunny
July 4, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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If you’re ever at the Mystery Shack, and you’re wondering where Questiony is, he’s behind this door.
A beige outdoor wall with a small window next to a green door. Above the door is a small sign with a black question mark painted on.
July 2, 2023 at 11:47 PM