Annabelle Esq
@lawgoat.bsky.social
Just a small town lawyer in rural Missouri. Dog mom. She/her
You know what I wasn’t expecting to find in my shower this morning? A baby snake.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You know what I wasn’t expecting to find in my shower this morning? A baby snake.
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Ukraine wore a short skirt in a dark alley
August 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ukraine wore a short skirt in a dark alley
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But sure, a woman in the White House would be hysterical and emotional.
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
But sure, a woman in the White House would be hysterical and emotional.
Welp. Guess I have to unmute Apartheid Elmo for the first time in 5 years.
June 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Welp. Guess I have to unmute Apartheid Elmo for the first time in 5 years.
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Looks like the new Holy Father isn't a fan of JD Vance.
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Looks like the new Holy Father isn't a fan of JD Vance.
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
What's this woke thing about changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico? What about tradition?
January 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What's this woke thing about changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico? What about tradition?
Judge Merchan could grant Trump a Suspended Imposition of Sentence and place him on probation, with the terms of probation being that Trump doesn't violate any laws, or he will have his probation revoked and possibly be sentenced to a jail term. Good times.
January 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Judge Merchan could grant Trump a Suspended Imposition of Sentence and place him on probation, with the terms of probation being that Trump doesn't violate any laws, or he will have his probation revoked and possibly be sentenced to a jail term. Good times.
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John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
January 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
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Just constant outrage production
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Just constant outrage production
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Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47
Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429
Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3
Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2
Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0
Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
One of the most important things we have available to fight back against dictatorship is federalism. Trump has immunity. The people who work for him do not, even if he pardons them. States must hold them accountable for acts within the state, even if pardoned federally.
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
One of the most important things we have available to fight back against dictatorship is federalism. Trump has immunity. The people who work for him do not, even if he pardons them. States must hold them accountable for acts within the state, even if pardoned federally.
One thing the FAFO crowd really won't like is how much autocrats don't approve of the general population having weapons.
November 13, 2024 at 5:35 PM
One thing the FAFO crowd really won't like is how much autocrats don't approve of the general population having weapons.
Yeah so that other place is increasingly trash. So I’m here.
November 10, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Yeah so that other place is increasingly trash. So I’m here.