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laura
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the vibes were off back home
Lettuce. I think I would have deployed a different Muppet for this one
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
God bless us every one
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
>see cute necklace listed for $9 on poshmark
>offer $8
>seller lowers the listed price to $8
>doesn't accept my offer
October 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Assigned agender at workday enterprise platform
September 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
No one at work is trying my Clafoutis.... Maybe I should have crossed out the word cyanide with more boldness...
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Snack report: Lenny and Larry have betrayed me. Their "complete cookies" taste awful now and so do my once-beloved "cookie-fied bars." Whoever decided to change the recipe should be drawn and quartered
June 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
We got a rly cute cocktail too
May 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have successfully inducted my wife into the coheed lifestyle
May 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
They've still got it ☺️
May 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

book enjoyer and creature fucker, is what I'm gathering
May 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Lesbian birdhouse at homegoods. None of the others look pride related so i think this is a happy coincidence
May 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Her. She's the one who just saved my life
April 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is it a coincidence that you posted this and all of a sudden I'm getting Catholic junk mail... I actually don't want to be prayed for tyvm
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If Seiji Katayama has 0 fans I am dead #fencecomic #c2e2
April 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Trogdor!!! #c2e2
April 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Girl....... it's released now isn't it?????
February 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
So we're just letting ppl i went to high school with become highly successful musicians now... okay
February 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My wife and I have been watching Interview w/the Vampire and I just woke from a very vivid dream in which Assad Zaman was my new stepdad... he prepared for my mother and I a very spectacular dinner of sweet potato tacos with kale and rice
December 8, 2024 at 12:40 PM
youtube search history revealing too much about me once again
December 2, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Kenny sweep
November 15, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Why aren't we talking about oyster jockey
September 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Big day for Kendrick Lameow but he's being cool about it
May 6, 2024 at 12:25 AM
went crazy on some candles yesterday... (bought the two on the right plus two others for myself and three to gift) someone help me budget etc etc
February 11, 2024 at 4:12 PM
it's amazing! I'm just starting to discover so many different scents, it's hard to hold back from ordering 100 more samples right away 🤭 i did just order a few more that I'm super excited for. pistachio is one of my favorite nuts
February 3, 2024 at 1:34 AM
ur timing...
February 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM