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the vibes were off back home
My wife and I have started watching the gay hockey show. She is scandalized. "This is just pornography! 😳" No dear these 25-minute sex scenes are crucial to the plot. Keep watching
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Great Grandma Wad is really special
All of the oldest cats of all time have perfect “oldest cat of all time” names
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Lettuce. I think I would have deployed a different Muppet for this one
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
God bless us every one
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It's a shame that so many of the girly posters are into Catholicism or manifestation. Isn't there anyone who likes macarons and ballet AND has an evidence based worldview.....
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
it's kinda wild to me when someone mentions that they actually use Pinterest. I guess it has to have a userbase but to me it's always just been "that site that clogs up Google image results with stolen/unsourced content and wants you to log in to actually access anything." But ok!
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have a craving for Craisins rn. Has this ever happened to anyone before
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
>see cute necklace listed for $9 on poshmark
>offer $8
>seller lowers the listed price to $8
>doesn't accept my offer
October 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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overpopulation is a myth and i will die on the hill that the whole idea of "don't have kids if you can't afford them" is just thinly-veiled eugenics. because guess which demographics disproportionately struggle with income inequality and "can't afford" children? (hint: it's not white people.)
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sometimes I start up my PC and it's like "oh no! something went wrong! please give me 30 minutes to run diagnostics on myself" but then I click "advanced options" and it gives me the option to continue to Windows and everything is fine. So idk. She's a hypochondriac?
September 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Fucking autocorrect is turning into coach z
September 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Girl, I am losing my mind
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I don't think I would have changed my name upon marriage if not for the perfect convergence of circumstances that I stumbled into. My new name just sounds awesome. Probably the greatest benefit of marriage thus far
September 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Assigned agender at workday enterprise platform
September 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I Click on Losing Tiles - a mitski song for players of mahjong solitaire
August 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Decided to take a few minutes to save myself a few hours. No more sitting in the car holding up orders so that I can write out the same text 30 times a day.
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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my most "friend who's too woke" take is that if you genuinely believe cats have inherent personalities based on their fur color you have a eugenicist living in your heart
August 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Are other ppl in the US actually spelling it as "omelet" and not "omelette" bc that looks so crazy to me... or is this just a "grew up playing neopets" thing
August 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There's something so off about the phrase "women and girls" to me... idk I've never heard someone say "x harms women" and felt that underage girls were not included in that statement... but the insistent "women and girls" phrasing seems to be very common among a Certain type of person
August 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No one at work is trying my Clafoutis.... Maybe I should have crossed out the word cyanide with more boldness...
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM