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lavender enthuse
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I'm Nobody! Who are you?
My glasses are being held on my face by a strand of my hair that's gotten caught in the screw
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm having an extremely tough start to this year and one half of me is like it's okay be patient it's a new school new grade levels new curriculum that you started learning in week 5 and the other half of me is like it's time to quit because you don't have the necessary teacher je ne sais quoi
September 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Removing your shoes on the train?
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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I don’t care about Taylor cosplaying as an English teacher. It’s the best job in the world!

What I do care about is the silence of multi-millionaires & billionaires as actual teachers consider how to pay for groceries while praying we’re not gunned down at work or arrested for teaching books.
August 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I really do have to hand it to the textbook companies: whoever coined the phrase "High-Quality Instructional Materials" has made the industry a ridiculous amount of $$$.

Quite the branding move.
August 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I look so hot today people should be scared
August 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Super neat thing about the heat in Chicago is that while yes I am sweating through my clothes multiple times a day because it's so insanely humid I haven't gotten heat sick even once!
July 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
At a country music festival in Pendleton, Oregon, and the men's restroom has a communal piss trough
June 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I had a dream last night that Ashley Tisdale coerced me into joining a cult that she started and when I wanted to leave the cult she tried to kill me so I cut off her hands :/
May 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This job search is stressing me out
May 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am so so so so so SO blessed to be getting the fuck out of Texas
May 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, everyone
May 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you ever think "it's totally fine for me to put tape or stickers on my whiteboard desks" you should think again because they will never come off!!!!
May 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Taking down my classroom......... the worst!!!!
May 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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SEL doesn’t have to be a separate curriculum or an extra period in the day. It’s often just teaching in ways that develop & support students’ social and emotional well-being, and honoring them as full humans with needs & preferences. Good teachers automatically do it already.
May 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Whenever I'm eating a salad I'm so happy to be filling my body with vitamins, nutrients, fiber, delicious vegetables, oil, minerals, carbohydrates, protein, but then I finish the salad and I'm hungry again and my breath smells
May 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Job fair was a success and I have two interviews lined up but I am looking at frankly obscene commute times
May 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sorry Chicagoans I brought the dust with me
May 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I make my boyfriend do literally everything for me and he loves it
May 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Palestinians deserve to live.
May 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
SO nervous about finding a job but I'm being brave
May 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think its time for me to get really serious about charli xcx
May 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The first ever students I taught are graduating this year and I'm leaving this school and I'm so emotional!!!
May 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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“Using AI to brainstorm” means students are sometimes writing about ideas they never had…
May 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM