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Lan
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The Penguin is written so poorly it’s an embarrassment to anyone who compares it to the Sopranos (a friend did recently).

Why show when you can tell? Why have nuanced characters when you can have the most boring flat nothings? The actors are doing their best, but crap in is still crap out.

😡😡😡
December 2, 2024 at 1:13 AM
OHHH LORD
November 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I miss the play next option on Spotify desperately. Why you gotta add 30 seconds of me scrolling through the queue just to delete everything on accident cause it’s a rough life dragging the song to the top

Bad UI please give me back play next
October 15, 2024 at 1:55 AM
God I hate jd vance
October 2, 2024 at 2:40 AM
KATE AND LEOPALD IS AN awful movie (except Hugh Jackson and Liev)!!!! I most hate the writing and Kate’s god awful hair. But the length of the movie and the never ending annoying whining is up there too.
August 15, 2024 at 5:46 AM
My two wolves:

AHHHRHDHHDHDHRHEGVRGEHRGRBFV

👉👈
May 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Your vote should be removed if you’ve never been to the south. It’s a full 1/4 of the states, if you’ve never been, you can’t speak on it 🤪🤪🤪
March 28, 2024 at 3:10 AM
We need a Aliens of the Deep 2: Update on the Science
March 2, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I aspire to be the Aesop of America.

You have to listen to me though
February 8, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Tan Weiner
February 7, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Huge fan of when my tummy makes a bunch of weird little noises

Percolation going on in there
December 15, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Me to every man with a beard

Wow are you Seneca crane?
December 8, 2023 at 7:11 AM
I’m the Eminem of Atlanta
December 3, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Throwing eggs at the person who was publicly proud of having Chris Brown as their number one artist on Spotify Wrapped
December 2, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Jail people who can’t depart a plane with swiftness
December 1, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Releasing mad bad farts at Ronald Reagan International Airport
December 1, 2023 at 9:42 AM
big fan of this friend found at the national portrait gallery
December 1, 2023 at 4:11 AM
really be really being today
November 29, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Bringing Bumbits™️ back
November 28, 2023 at 4:27 AM
You can tell who has consumed Calvin and Hobbes versus who has had an empty life without the boys
November 21, 2023 at 2:58 PM
<- jack of all trades and a master of all trades
November 20, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Where do the garbage trucks refuel?
November 12, 2023 at 2:40 AM
the great British baking show second hand embarrassment is beyond any other show

why can’t they all succeed
September 30, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99
September 30, 2023 at 1:25 AM
need a boo boo kiss asap
September 28, 2023 at 4:29 PM